The steps up to Palpatine's office were a twisted spiral. Begrudgingly, step by step, four Jedi Knights walked up the long and treacherous staircase. Seems a little ridiculous for a Jedi to be out of breath from walking up stairs, but this is the prequels, so anything goes. The first of the Jedi was Longhorn Blandman. He received no character development, but had pounds of built up sexual tension for his associate, Dank Kush, the totally chill Jedi knight to his left. In front of these two was the weird green alien wet dream of Japan, Kit Fisto, a Jedi skilled in "underwater combat," if you catch my drift. ;) Leading the Jedi Knights was the burly, black, exotic stallion of a man known as Mace Windu. He was a bad mothafucka with a purple lightsaber, ready to get his vengeance on the god damn white man. As they reached Palpatine's office, Mace opened the door, only to be met with the sight of Jar Jar Binks ravishing the asshole of Anakin Skywalker, with Palpatine staring on in absolute joy. "What the actual fuck!?" Screamed Longhorn as Mace Windu withdrew his blade.
"Chancellor. Yo ass is under arrest homie."
To be continued...
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Jar Jar Kinks
HumorIn the summer of 1993, George Lucas had a mental breakdown. During this he realized how he wanted to continue the Star Wars saga. After his recovery, he condensed it all into the Star Wars Prequels. These were his original ideas.
