"MEESA FUCKSA YOUSA" shouted Jar Jar as he railed the everloving shit out of Anakin's asshole, "MESSA GONNA CUM!!!"
Anakin had taken a short break from his wife and her boring-ass personality to take a walk on the wild side with the racist cartoon rabbit abomination he truly loved.
Yes, that's right, when Luke removes Darth Vader's helmet in about 30 years, he'll see into the eyes of a man who took it in the bum from Jar Jar Binks.
"TIMESA FOR JAR JAR KINKSA!" Shouted the Abomination, wiping blue jizz off his leg, "You underestimate the power of my anal sphincter." Anakin brooded in a low voice, his eyes flashing yellow. He handed his lightsaber to Jar Jar, and suddenly his bunghole was filled with warm, blue light.
"OH SHITSA!!!"
To be continued.
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Jar Jar Kinks
HumorIn the summer of 1993, George Lucas had a mental breakdown. During this he realized how he wanted to continue the Star Wars saga. After his recovery, he condensed it all into the Star Wars Prequels. These were his original ideas.
