"An elegant weapon, for a more...civilized age." Said Obi-Wan, as he handed Luke his father's lightsaber.
"This is fuckin sweet." Said Luke, but as he sniffed the air, his faced changed to one of discomfort, "Why does this smell like ass?" Obi Wan had a distant look in his eyes, "I...I don't know," he lied as a tear slid down his cheek.
*Back in the past*
Anakin thrust his ass backward vigorously as the gungan pounded his stinkhole vigorously with the Jedi Knight's weapon. "O ANI MY GOODNESS YOU'VE GROWN." "I want...more power...." Growled Anakin, "IFSA YOUSA SAY SO!" Jar Jar screamed as he turned Anakin'a lightsaber up to full power. Anakin's eyes turned yellow and he began to force choke Jar Jar, a fetish he would build on in the future. Palpatine sat beside the two, filming them on a high quality Kodak™ camcorder, "Goood..." He croaked, "Let the dark side consume you...give in to your homosexual desires..."
To be continued....
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Jar Jar Kinks
HumorIn the summer of 1993, George Lucas had a mental breakdown. During this he realized how he wanted to continue the Star Wars saga. After his recovery, he condensed it all into the Star Wars Prequels. These were his original ideas.
