Jar Jar sat down at the desk of Chancellor Sheev Palpatine. "WHYSA YOUSA CALL ME HERE?" He asked in an obnoxious, grating voice.
"Jar Jar..." The Chancellor spoke, obviously upset by the douchebag rabbit-lizard. "How would you like to be a governor of the outer rim?"
"OH MEESA WOULDSA LOVE THAT!!" Shouted Jar Jar, "BUT HOWSA YOUSA GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN!?" Palpatine grinned at him, "I shall establish a Mighty Galactic Empire. However, to do this I must care and young Anakin Skywalker to the Dark Side of the Force. He will help me rule the galaxy, and we will grant you the rank of Grand Moff."
"HMMMMMSA" thought Jar Jar, "GRAND MOFF BINKS....THAT SOUNDSA PRETTY EVIL...BUT MEESA GONNA DO IT!!"
"Good..." Palpatine grinned and licked his lips, "Now I shall tell you how Skywalker will be turned..."
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Jar Jar Kinks
HumorIn the summer of 1993, George Lucas had a mental breakdown. During this he realized how he wanted to continue the Star Wars saga. After his recovery, he condensed it all into the Star Wars Prequels. These were his original ideas.
