Boyfriend Headcanons [Grif]

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♡ this is kinda obvious, but you've gotta be chill with mess cause he ain't changing for anybody

♡ you also have to be patient with him of he forgets to take his medicine and starts to wig out (idk where this was said, but it is canon that he takes medicine, for OCD I'm p sure?)

♡ that goes both ways. be patient to him, he'll be patient with you

♡ hugs. lots of warm, soft hugs and they are great

♡ and cuddle sessions like just laying there with you chilling and snuggling? um yes?

♡ please don't take him to meet any relatives cause he will make a bad impression and he does not care. why should he change himself to seem more "presentable"?

♡ he is really good at calming you down if you get anxiety attacks or just flip out for whatever reason

♡ dates with him are the best cause he always (somehow) knows how to get the best food available. no one knows how he does this while a war is going on but he has his ways

♡  he is a very good listener. getting him to talk is another thing

♡ he always knows what you would want for a birthday/anniversary, even if you don't hint towards it

♡ he doesn't show it much, but he gets anxious being apart from you for an extended period of time. he mostly misses your presence

♡ he's not romantic. at all. tbh he doesn't even know how to be romantic outside of kisses and hugs?? maybe a nice dinner??

♡ he's so not ticklish at all but he will pounce at any given time, trying to tickle you and make you laugh

♡ biggest dork okay and he gives a total of zero shits about what the others think

♡ he will lay on/lean against you a lot

♡ don't let him lift up your shirt he will leave a giant raspberry there every single time

♡ you'll probably get into arguments a lot, but mainly about trivial, dumb things that usually don't last longer than five minutes

♡ when he is sad or mad he will flock to you. will refuse to talk about it, only demanding for you to take a nap with him. afterwards he will act like nothing ever happened

♡ he will litter your skin with hickeys and be proud of it

♡ he will aggressively defend you. sarge makes a nasty comment about him? okay he's chill. but you? um bitch

♡ okay he will do dumb things to protect you too

♡ like almost getting himself shit but that's okay he doesn't mind

♡ movies dates are a must okay

♡ he will never admit it but all he wants to do is go back to civilian life and own a little place where he can keep you and his sister safe

♡ he doesn't expect much from you besides hugs and kisses tbh. he will definitely joke like "ha ha where's my gift" but totally doesn't mean it and is kinda surprised if you do get him something (but 100% grateful)

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