Sock Boy (lwt x hes) [discontinued]

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"'ello oldie!"

"are you seriously calling the love of your life, the light in your darkness, the apple of your eye, the best boyfriend in the world, an oldie?"

"you humor me, love."

"don't call me oldie."

"aaaaw baby, you're so cute when you're angry."

"m'not cute! cute is an adjective for kids."

"whatever you say old guy!"

"hey, 'm not old."

"i don't understand you, lou. you're telling me that you're not a cute kid but you're also not an oldie. what are you?"

"you're making me angry, harold."

"stop me."

"oh, i will."

"you won't tickle me you won't ti- oh my god louis!"