Attack On Titan Jokes

I Will Survive Parody (Rivetra)

At first I was afraid, I was PETRAfied.
Kept thinking I could trust you and that you'd be by my side.
But then you turned into a Titan and you slammed me on a tree.
I couldnt see,
And then you used your foot to end me.
So you're back
From a random place.
I just rode in to find you here with that mad look upon your face.
I should of changed my stupid gear.
You should have never been MP.
If I had known for just one second you never would have killed me.
Oh now go,
Walk out the door.
Just turn around now,
'Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Werent you the one who tried to crush me really bad?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'll lay down and die?
Well not I,
I will survive!
Oh as long as I love rivetra I know I'll stay alive.
I've got all my life to train,
Impress Heichou, not die in vain.
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey hey!