Attack On Titan Jokes

Characters In A Nutshell

Some mature language ahead

Eren- "KILL ALL TITANS!!!"

Mikasa- "Eren-senpai notice me!" (The only chick that Eren scored)

Armin- He looks like a girl and screams like one on steroids

Reiner- He helps you with your homework until he breaks your city walls

Bertolt- Seems nice until you find out he killed half your population

Annie- Doesn't give two 💩's about your life

Jean- AKA, 'Horseface McGee'

Marco- The guy that everyone makes half-assed jokes about (the only chick that Jean scored)

Connie- The bald one

Sasha- She's addicted to spuds

Krista- Neutrigina girl

Ymir- One of the many people who are shipped with Krista, but the one that is most likely to end up with her

Hannes- YOU COULD'VE SAVED HER DUDE!!!

Dot- The one who's always on crack in this whole series

Erwin- He has dem two face-mustaches over his eyes

Levi- *Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge* *Click-click* *Whistle*

Hange- She's an independent woman who don't need no man... Unless it's a Titan

Mike- "Did someone fart?"

Oluo- He never realized that his tongue is not a gummy worm

Petra- Queen of the feels

Günther- QUACK.....Wait, wrong show?

Nile- He hates anyone who's name starts with an E

Grisha- The master of ditching people in the worst situations

Kalura- That one time where you shut your computer in rage/ OM NOM NOMMED

Sorry if I missed anyone