Wrong Number (Frerard)

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Gee: hELP
Frnk: WHAT HAPPENED
Gee: I THINK MY BROTHER IS WATCHING PORN
Gee: IN MY ROOM
Gee: I mean technically it's our room
Gee: BUT IT'S STILL MINE
Frnk: CALM DOWN OLD MAN IT'S GONNA BE OKAY
Frnk: FIRST OF ALL
Frnk: How old is your brother ??
Gee: 18
Frnk: oLD MAN
Gee: WHAT
Frnk: HE CAN LEGALLY HAVE SEX I THINK HE'S ALLOWED TO WATCH PORN
Gee: FRANK STOP
Gee: HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO
Frnk: CALM DOWN OLD MAN WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS
Frnk: are you calm?
Gee: I am calm
Frnk: okay. So. Did your brother graduate yet?
Gee: No
Frnk: okay good to know
Frnk: are you 100% positive that he's watching porn?
Gee: I think???
Frnk: can you hear him ?
Gee: WHAT I DON'T KNOW
Frnk: CALM DOWN IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION
Gee: Ummmm
Gee: Yes?
Frnk: so you can hear him ?
Gee: I think so?
Frnk: okay so what do you hear ?
Gee: frANK
Frnk: THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION
Frnk: WHAT DO YOU HEAR ???
Gee: Ummmmm
Gee: I doN'T KNOW
Frnk: like do you hear moaning or ?
Gee: frANK STOP
Frnk: YOU WANTED MY HELP
Gee: I DON'T THINK I WANT IT ANYMORE
Frnk: OKAY FINE
Frnk: But seriously do you hear moaning or not ?
Gee: FRANK
Frnk: WHAT
Gee: Uhg I hate you
Frnk: you're welcome for the help
Gee: Pfffttttt
Gee: WAIT
Frnk: WHAT
Gee: I don't hear anything anymore
Gee: I think he's done
Gee: fuCK THE DOOR IS OPENING WHAT DO I DO
Frnk: RUN TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
Gee: Okay I made it to the bathroom
Gee: Thank god
Gee: He would have killed me if I was standing right outside the door like that
Gee: Especially considering what he was doing
Gee: bUT WE'RE DONE TALKING ABOUT THAT NOW
Gee: So Frank what are you doing
Frnk: idk my mom told me to study I think and I didn't
Gee: Good job Frank
Gee: Good job
Frnk: tysm
Frnk: do you wanna see how sexy I look rn ??
Gee: Not really
Frnk: okay lemme take a selfie then
Gee: Pffftttttttt I hate you
Frnk: OKAY I HAVE THE SELFIE
Frnk: prepare yourself bc I look pretty sexy
Frnk: like REALLY sexy
Frnk: REALLY REALLY sexy
Gee: Okay just send the goddamn picture
Frnk: fine
Frnk: *picture attached*
Frnk: sexy right ???
Gee: Oh yeah very sexy wow
Frnk: really ??????
Gee: No
Frnk: wow thanks
Gee: You're welcome
Frnk: let's see how much you look like an old man rn
Frnk: send pictureeeeeeeeessssss
Gee: Oh my god fine calm down
Frnk: OMFG YOU'RE TAKING FOREVER
Frnk: I'm still waiting
Frnk: oh my god really
Gee: Sorry had to talk to my mom
Frnk: fine whatever send the picture
Gee: Oh right
Gee: *picture attached*
Gee: Okay there are you happy?
Frnk: ooh
Frnk: you're looking particularly old man like today
Frnk: are you using reverse moisturizer ?
Frnk: how do you get that face looking so wrinkly and old man like ?
Gee: Okay that's enough Frank
Gee: Dammit I gotta go
Frnk: what no
Frnk: why ?
Gee: My mom needs to talk to me about stupid stuff
Frnk: that sucks
Frnk: bye old man
Gee: Bye Frank

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