BTS Smuts (Boy X Boy)

BTS: MuFuckin Uhhhhh

OK really quick, there will be two joke chapters um I hope you like them :3

Jin: *walks up to random person, while wearing all pink*
Random guy: *looks at Jin* Dafuq? Why are yo-
Jin: DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYY!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHHHHH!!! WITHOUT ANY PINK!!!! Fuckin Uhhhh!!!
Random guy: *dies*
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Rap Mon: *looks at Jimin*
Jimin: ummm you ok bro? You don-
Rap Mon: DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYY! YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHHH!!! WITHOUT ANY JAMS!!! Fuckin Uhhh!!!
Jimin: *Cry's a river* T.T
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Suga: *sleeps on bus*
Random guy: *walks to Suga and wakes him up* um sir.... This isn't a place to sleep... You might have missed your sto-
Suga: *looks up and stands up* DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYY!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHH!!! WITHOUT A HAIRLINE!!!! Fuckin Uhhh!!!! *sticks out both middle fingers, walks backwards and out the bus*
Random guy: *explodes*
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Jungkook: *looks intensely into teddy bears eyes*
Teddy bear:........
Jungkook: DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYYY!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHHHH!!! WITHOUT ANYBODY TO TAKE CARE OF YOU!!! Fuckin Uhhhh!!! *throws teddy bear in closet*
Teddy bear:.........
Jin: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY JEON JUNGKOOK!!!!!!!!
Jungkook: NOTHING!!!!! O.O
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J-Hope: *looks at farm* *knocks on the door*
Farm family: *opens door* ?
J-Hope: *clears throat* DONT EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYY!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHH!!!! WITHOUT ANY HORSES!!!! Fuckin Uhhh!!!!
Farm family: *done with life*
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Jimin: *runs* *stops* *looks at random guy*
Random guy: *looks at Jimin* may I help yo-
Jimin: DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYY!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHH!!! WITHOUT ANY MUSCLES!!!! Fuckin Uhhh!!!!!!
Random guy: *mind explodes*
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V: *looks at alien*
Alien: *looks back at V*
V: FEKKBHSNAVHJSNJDKASJ SKKSSNSGSHIS!!!!! EJIGWYQOODBDNJDJ EJIHEVSKSP!!!! SIIWBDBSJ SJSBDK!!!! Fuooqlsb Usjdjdbjdj!!!!
Alien: *teleports to hell*

~~~~~~~~~Translation Time!!~~~~~~~~~~~
V: *looks at alien*
Alien: *looks back at V*
V: DON'T EVEN SAY NOTHING TO ME BOYYYY!!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHH!!! WITHOUT ANY HANDSOMENESS!!!!!!! Fuckin Uhhhh!!!!!
Alien: *teleports to hell*

Yep that's it!!! Yes I can speak alien language, anyone else???? XD