Kate's P.O.V.
It's been twenty minutes since Jake last called me and I begin to wonder why my hotline isn't blinging. Has my Blackberry reached its total amount of minutes? Do I have no service?
That's when I realize......because of my bad decisions, I have no boyfriend. I have no life. I am a loner. My bad decisions have now resulted in a really bad life. Now my boyfriend Drake isn't calling me anymore. All I get is voicemail when I call him late night.
The voicemail says ,"And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect."
Like, who do you think you are? Running 'round leaving scars? Now I've started wearing less and going out more. It's time to start my lonely life.
I put on my Uggs and start to walk out the door to the pet store to buy my first cat of many. His name will be Drake.
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Kelly's Hotline Ain't Blinging
SpiritualKelly goes through the stages of moral development when she goes into a reality trip when her sister Kate is just a straight up idiot and after she eats some poisoned Taco Bell she bought from a hobo across the street. This is a religion assignment.
