Potato Sack - Part 1

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Warning: This chapter is short, but don't worry there is more by the next update. (°3°)

Chapter 23: Potato Sack - Part 1
Edited - 4/21/16

Another ordinary day for the Creepypastas as usual... Well, not exactly the usual.

Almost everybody in the living room are desperately waiting on Ben and Sally, along with Charlie who are searching for something to decrease their depressing atmosphere, while Slendy is in the kitchen, cooking his infamous chili.

Masky: I'm so booooooooooooooooooorr—

Hoody: Booooooooooooooooooooooo¢oooo—

Masky & Hoody: DX BOOOOOOOOOOOOORRREDAH!!! *sprawled on the floor*

Jack: *rolls eyes at the proxies as he sits on the recliner*

Jeff: I'm going to cry if you two won't shut up!! *grips on his knife*

Masky & Hoody: DX NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Jeff: *has a murderous look as he tries to hold in his anger*

Aoi: (╥﹏╥) I'm still booooored!! *falls into Jack's lap in desperation* Comfort me!! DX

Jack: (0////0) *quickly wipes off the blush under his mask and grabs a bowl of chili to Aoi's face*

Aoi: No. Not even Slendy's terrible chili can heal my wounds!!

Slendy: I heard that!!!

And right on cue, Sally enters the mansion (holding Charlie) with a cheery expression on her face as Ben trailed behind her with a huge potato sack with something in it.

Sally: :D EVERYBODY!! I HAVE GOOD NEWS, GREAT NEWS...

Charlie: Also bad news...

Everyone else: *groans in response*

Jeff: -_- Bad new first, then good news.

Ben: Bad news we found nothing.

Everyone else: *groans again*

Ben: :) The good news is we stole something from a hobo. *drops the sack which is filled with potatoes and 3 envelopes*

Jack: -_- A sack of potatoes??

Masky & Hoody: And what's with the envelopes??

Sally: ^_^ Oh, that? We took it from a certain someone~~ *has an innocent expression in her face*

~Where the Envelopes Came From~

Author-san: *walks back home from school, sees a note by her front door*

Then, Author-san picks up the note and that reads:

Dear Whoever-you-are,

We took your mail, because we're bored. No hard feelings?

Signed: Some Guy

Author-san: . . . Well, that was rude.

~In the Mansion~

Aoi: *picks up one of the envelopes* Fan mail? You stole fan mai—

Jeff: SCREW THE FLASHBACKS!! WHAT'S GREAT NEWS!?!? *cross eyes*

Ben & Sally: *wurls around, does jazz hands toward the front door (pls insert bright and sparkly background* We invited Jane.

Jane: Hello, everyone~ *faces Jeff with a sadistic grin*

Jeff: *drops down to his knees dramatically* DX WWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!?!?

Everyone besides Jeff & Jane: . . .

Jack: 0_0' This is getting awkward.

Masky & Hoody: Are we supposed to do something?

Slendy: Let's continue this until the next chapter.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN

Aoi: Stop it, mysterious sound effects!!

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Too weird? Awkward? Why do I have 68K reads???

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