Phan messages

Horny

Dan; Phil... Why on earth is everyone revolving around the Alfie fandom saying that his 7 second challenge game is amazing. When you made it???

Phil; I don't know Dan, it doesn't matter though

Dan; Phil... Of course it does you spork! You made that app and you don't even get credit for it!

Phil; Dan... It's just a game that I just happened too made up, no big deal.

Dan; no, this isn't right, it isn't fair Philly, you put your creativity into action and this is what it came out with! People should be praising you!

Phil; I get where you're coming from Dan, I really do but I don't really want all the attention, besides, Alfie has more subscribers then me.

Dan; don't know why tbh, his content consists off either daily vlogging in which he does nothing anyway or stealing original ideas from a 28 year old adorable dork.

Phil; dan!

Dan; I'm sorry Phil but it annoys me, you're underrated and under appreciated.

Phil; Dan, there is nothing too appreciate, I just made a game which just happened too be in a video with PJ.

Dan; im gonna throw some shade on Twitter, like a little indirect.

Phil; Dan that is so childish and immature, behave.

Dan; sorry daddy

Phil: why

Dan; why what daddy? I thought this turned you on.

Phil; dan... I'm on the freaking train coming back from Manchester, don't.

Dan; don't what daddy? Turn you on? Make you so hard that you'll cum before I've even sucked you.

Phil; oh god.

Dan; was that a moan off pleasure Phillip?

Phil: you're so inappropriate

Dan; but you love it.
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6:46pm

Phil; I'm nearly home, I'm going too pop round the shop before hand, want anything?

Dan; yes I do...

Phil; well... What lmao?

Dan; lube and condoms

Phil; Dan! Why the fluff are you so horny tonight, jeez

Dan; I haven't been able too touch you for 5 days Philly, I want you inside off me.

Phil; okay okay.

Dan; Yay! Thanks daddy

Phil; you're welcome my son

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Hey guys so I wanted too do something a little different... Erm, hope you like it? Come on, let's be real. Of course you do, anything involving smut is a yes.

Goodbye my lovelies and have a good day/evening