Phan messages

Random

Dan; Oi Oi Oi Oi

Phil; what is it Dan

Dan; I'm meeting you soon

Phil; I know, just 3 more days

Dan; what if u don't like me

Phil; I highly doubt that. We've Skyped loads

Dan; I know but what if it's different and awkward.

Phil; well, I'm not gonna make it awkward..

Dan; I'm a naturally awkward person tho I'll do something stupid

Phil; Dan, stop it

Dan; sorry ..

Phil; look, everything will go great

Dan; okay Phil :)

Phil; I still can't believe you tripped over the wire last night on Skype to me :'D

Dan; we never speak of it

Phil; unfortunately for you I just did

Dan; now you're just being mean

Phil; awe, is little Danny boy upset now

Dan; Danny boy? Ew. Never call me that again

Phil; why not Danny boy?

Dan; Phil I s2g I will delete you from my life

Phil; :(

Dan; that's a horrible nickname. Can you please just stick to bear?

Phil; but you hate that also???

Dan; ok ok I secretly kind of find it cute but shhhh

Phil; ok bear, I'll shush

Dan; :)

Dan; oh wait, no lol. Don't go

Phil; I just went to get food calm down

Dan; what food did u get

Phil; Cereal

Dan; I am so surprised

Phil; quit the sarcasm

Dan; u love it

Phil; no

Dan; it's part of me Phil, part of who I am

Phil; alright calm down

Dan; lolzor

Phil; lolzor? Wth?

Dan; Phil why don't u just say 'wtf' you're not actually saying it irl

Phil; I don't want to

Dan; innocent fil

Phil; it's spelt 'Phil'

Dan; boo u. Ur no fun, stupid typo police. Give me a break

Phil; ur such a dork

Dan; but I'm YOUR dork

Phil; ugh

Dan; you've made me cry now. Are u happy there is a legit tear running down my face

Phil; wow

Dan; btw appreciate that I'm getting on public transport and actually SOCIALISING for u

Phil; aw, I took a screenshot

Dan; ur so cringe

Phil; thanks

Dan; no problem

Dan; Phil... Isn't it scary living alone?

Phil; no why?

Dan; oh. It's just that a potential demon could be lurking in ur house or under ur bed at night

Phil; things like that don't scare me Dan

Dan; and here's me thinking ur a big child smh

Phil; why Dan? You scared of demons,the dark lol

Dan; what's so funny about that

Phil; omg you are scared of the dark

Dan; stfu

Phil; aww bear, that's adorable

Dan; I said stfu Phil

Phil; jeez u need a kit Kat

Dan; wtf why a kitkat?

Phil; you need to 'take a break' :'D

Dan; gtfo

Phil; I'm so funny are u know it

Dan; you're far from funny. Just strange

Phil; it's good to be strange, normal ness leads to sadness.

Dan; Omg I luv u

Phil; now who's being cringe

Dan; just take the compliment Phil

Phil; okay. Thanks I guess

Dan; ur such a twat

Phil; hehe

Dan; hehe? What are you? An 8 year old school girl?

Phil; can you imagine that tho 0.0

Dan; arghhhh

Phil; I'd be called 'Patricia'

Dan; stooooppp

Phil; :p

Dan; *rolls eyes*

Phil; Dan guess what

Dan; what Phil

Phil; did u know that a kangaroo can choose if their baby is a boy or girl

Dan; whyyyyyy

Phil; isn't that amazing though!

Dan; yes but where do u get these irreverent facts from

Phil; I watched a documentary today

Dan; that's such a Phil thing too do..

Phil; I didn't know my name was an adjective now..

Dan; shut up, I'm going to sleep now Lester

Phil; Lester? Oooohhh how formal. Can that be my nickname?

Dan; no

Phil; but I want a nickname :(

Dan; fine, how about 'philly'

Phil; ew no

Dan; tough I like it and it's staying

Phil; arghhhh

Dan; goodnight Philly <3

Phil; goodnight bear <3