Phone Sex Operator ➢ [LiLo]✅

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Scene 16: Wolverhampton bar, 9:45pm

HARRY: "Let me get another r-um and c-oke" (slight drunk stutter)

BARTENDER: "This will be your eighth drink. You should call someone to pick you."

HARRY: "F-Fine, I'll call my c-cat to pick me up." (drunk giggles)

BARTENDER: "Drink this water and leave the bar." (walks away)

HARRY: "J-Jerk" (muttered with a hiccup)

TROYE: "Is this seat taken?"

HARRY: "Not at all. Help yourself."

TROYE: (to the bartender) "Let me get a Long Island ice tea."

BARTENDER: "Coming right up."

HARRY: "Would you like to hear a joke."

TROYE: "Sure."

HARRY: (eyes widen a-little) "Really?"

TROYE: "Yeah. How bad it be?"

BARTENDER: "You have no idea." (Mutters)

Harry: "Hey! My jokes aren't that bad.
Knock knock."

TROYE: "Who's there?"

HARRY: "Urine."

TROYE: "This is taking a weird turn."

HARRY: "I... I didn't finish." (pouts)

TROYE: "sorry, go on with your joke."

HARRY: "URINESECURE don't know what for! Get it? Like your insecure, but it sounds like urine! One of the best jokes I've said in a long time." (sighs happily)

TROYE:  (laughs) "It's actually pretty funny."

HARRY: "Glad you think so."

TROYE: "On how bad it is, but I do enjoy your company. Nice to talk to someone, even if it is corny jokes."

HARRY: "Ditto." (dimple smile)

TROYE: "So what brings you to the bar?" (takes a sip of his drink)

HARRY: "Drowning myself in alcohol to forget someone."

TROYE: "If you don't mind me asking, what did that person do?"

HARRY: "He chose.... Excuse my french a whore sëx addict over me. That person treated him like shït and used him, but I would never to do that Zayn. It's whatever now." (bitter tone)

TROYE: "Even though I just met you, I could tell you're a better person than that guy who took Zayn from you."

HARRY: "Thank you.. Um what's your name?

TROYE: "I'm Troye and you?"

HARRY: "I'm Harry. You're new in town?"

TROYE: "Yeah. I'm just cruising around the world and today I just felt like hitting the bar."

HARRY: "Glad you stopped by."

TROYE: "Are you flirting with me Mr. Harry?"

HARRY: "And if I was? Not unless you're straight. That would be very unfortunate."

TROYE: "I honestly don't mind at all and if I was straight, how could I be with your gorgeous face."

HARRY: "Touché."