How To Live With A Moonwalker

Your obsession isn't normal

Hmm, this one is rather interesting, I suppose.

If I had a pound for every time I've heard the following phrase;

"Your obsession with Michael Jackson isn't normal" ...

Guess what?

I would be ...

... A millionaire.

Yep. You got it. In fact, I think it would be more along the lines of "billionaire".

Okay, let's get down to this.

My obsession with Michael isn't normal? And ... how do you define normal?

It's a matter of opinion; "normal" doesn't have a definition which is set in stone ... right?

Right.

Can I also point out that fans of One Direction, Justin Bieber, Sam Smith, Ariana Grande, etcetera ... they never get told their obsession or love is not normal.

So why ... why only Moonwalkers?

Can anybody answer that mind-numbing question? No ... I don't think they can.

Okay guys ... I want you to define "normal" for me. Go ahead, right in the comments there. Maybe you could even make it an in-line comment.

Go ahead. Start it with: "Normal – *definition here*".

I'm interested to find out your opinion on what "normal" is. Because ... every non-Moonwalker seems to think normal is pretty much anything ... apart from Moonwalkers and Michael.

But ... why?

I can't even answer that question.

Is it something we did?

Something we said?

How is our love for Michael strange?

Is it because we're devoted fans?

Is it because we know a lot about him?

... Maybe it's because I know the precise second he was born (but that's a whole other chapter in future).

What is it, non-Moonwalkers?

Anyway ... this is one of those that I have little to say on, so ...

... I'm gonna go Moonwalk over to a place that makes sense, and doesn't have non-Moonwalkers criticising my love for my idol.

Oh, what abnormality! Loving ... my IDOL!

You would never have thought that I would love my idol, would you? That's soooooo not normal!

Nah, cos I'm meant to absolutely loathe my idol, so much so that I never even want to hear, see or know about him.

That's normal, apparently.

Non-Moonwalkers ... just don't call us "not normal".

If you do, then ... you might get a certain MissJackson777 so mad that your face won't look "normal" because I'll have slapped it one with my fedora or glitter glove.

Yes, I decided Michael's actual glitter glove shouldn't be wasted on your face ... so we're now going with my replica of it.

I don't think you want your world to be covered in sequins ... and blood from the damage those sequins have caused.

Good day, fellas.

Peace.✌🏻️