12 ➹ where they visit santa

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Luke: i think santa was surprised to see us

Ashton: two huge assholes waiting in line to see santa surrounded by a bunch of little kids and their parents

Luke: that's the dream.

Ashton: you were very nervous though

Luke: Ashton have you even seen the size of us?!

Luke: we're like giants, I'm surprised we didn't get kicked out

Ashton: okay so 1) ur the giant one

Ashton: I mean look at dem shoulders

Ashton: and 2) u looked too excited for them to kick us out

Luke: excitement doesn't count ashtwan

Ashton: we still saw santa tho

Luke: jack laughed at me when I told them what we did at dinner

Luke: said what we were doing was childish yet disgustingly cute and so as I was leaving the room I smashed some mashed potatoes in his face

Luke: mum found it funny but now I think he's out for revenge

Ashton: dick

Ashton: I mean u btw

Ashton: now jack's gonna kill you and we can't finish our December thingy

Luke: I gtg, I gotta block my door and make sure everything is secure so jack can't get in. bye ashy

Ashton: later idiot

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