Living With One Direction (Harry Styles fan-fic)

baking and unpleasant surprises

So, it has been 12 hours since the whole spilling the baked beans about Moi and Harreh but i geuss i've finished sobbing and is ready to face the boys. NOW i am desciding what to bake for the boys because of the whole drama poo. I decided on red velvet cupcakes. YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM!!! LAWL so i walk out of my lilac bedroom and scratched my green and brown eyes because the hay fever was kicking in.

When i walk into the living room i am greeted by 4 boys with either 2 fingers on there temples or the eyes closed with there hands covering their nose and mouth. Which freaked me out just a tad. "Liam, Louis, Niall, Zayn GET THE HELL UP AND SMILE YOU GUYS ARE ACTING IF SOME OF YOUR FAMILIES DIED ON THE TITANIC. GET UP IT ISN'T THAT OF A BIG DEAL!!!!" i yelled really loudly. NOTHING HAPPEND. WHAA??? so i screamed i screamed so loud that it was even loud for me. they quickly got out of their trans and got brought back to earth.

"JESUS, MAYLAY WHAT THE FLAPJACKS DID U SCREAM FOR??!!" NIALL YELLED BACK

" Well i tried to get you lot back to earth but it didn't work so i had to go the hard way. by the way i am making red velvet cupcakes so everybody in the kitchen so we can play truth or dare while you can help my bake. AND I SAY NO FOOD FIGHTS I REPEAT NO FOOD FIGHTS OR ELSE YOU GUYS ARE CLEANING IT UP!!! KAPISH!!!!" i shouted/said

i head a chorus of yes' and i even heard Louis say that ' we found mummy direction boy' and a serise of laughs filled the kitchen. I am not a mummy, am i ???

NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Niall you get flour and butter!"

"OK!"

"Louis you get sugar and vanilal extract!"

"Ok carrots!!"

"Liam you get red colouring and baking powder"

"k!"

"And Zayn you get the utensils and trays for the cakes!"

"Malik says yes, but what are you gonna be doing!"

"Supervising you lot and to see if anything goes wrong while get ingredients!"

"We are so lucky to have her!" NIall stated

"I try!" i shrugged with full snobbyness.

"somebody get the eggs but not Lou." 

"Got 'em!"

Everybody came back to me without a single speck of mess or shouting. Gotta say i was surprised.

"Okay Louis, Liam and Niall you sit on the counter while me and Zayn bake and we can play truth or dare!" I commanded

"Sure thang, ok i start Zayn Truth or Dare?" Louis asked

"Dare!!" Zayn said tryin to be the big Boass

"K, i dare ya to go 3 weeks with out using a mirror or hair products," Louis Challenged

Everybody OOOOOOOOOOOOOOED 

"I take that dare!!" Zayn said fearlessly but i can tell inside he was squealing like a little girl

Me and Zayn finished baking and i got 3 truths and 4 dares and i did all. I AM THE DON.

All of a sudden i heard a loud bang. I immediatly knew it was the door and Harry had just arrivied so i walked into the room and i couldn't belive my eyes..............I...................SAW.......................HER....................

Harry P.O.V

I slammed the door and smirked at my new girlfriend and then i saw the girl of my dreams look at me wide eyes. It had all gone to plan i smirked once again and then gave my 'girlfriend' a love bite 

"Layla!?!?" Maylay screamed/asked

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A/N OOOOOOOOOO CLIFFHANGER LAYLA'S BACK OHH MY STOOSHE

BTDUBS when pronounceing Maylay's name i know it may seem spelt incorrectly but you say it like Mayley just to clear it up.

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AMAZAYN

BRILIAM

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MWHA

MWAH