Classmates

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by thequeenjellybean

by thequeenjellybean

                                        
                                                  I hate how the classes at my high school choose our seats for us. I end up sitting next to the most annoying peoples for a whole year.
                              I mostly hate sitting next to loud people. Knowing me, I hate loud people. Especially if they are your classmates because what they do most of the time is gossip with their neighbors and yell out pointless phrases. 
                              This is all I hear when they yell:*
"HAHA SO CABB BRUH"
"YOLO SWAG"
"HIT THE QUAN." 
"YO WATCH ME WHIP AND NAE NAE."
"JUST DO ITTTT. DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE MEMES."
"MY MIXTAPE IS FIRE."
"NETFLIX AND CHILL."
"10/10 WOULD BANG."

                              *currently as of 2015
                              Like I'm okay with you screaming your heart out but not when we're learning about how mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell cause that's such really useful information that I need for my future and cannot miss okay.
                              So I have like no friends in my classes this year. *sob sob*
                              I have a friend and it's like so rare we ever have a class together it happens like once every five years during a lunar eclipse ya know so now I finally have ONE class with her this year but the teacher REFUSES to let us sit next to each other because OUR MAGICAL POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WILL DESTROY THE VERY FRAGMENTS OF TIME AND SPACE THAT MAKE UP THIS UNIVERSE. Okay that was an exaggeration but my my entire life is an exaggeration
                              Apart from loud classmates I have inappropriate classmates. Literally when my group and I were presenting something in science there were these boys in the audience who were being so gross like pretending to suck invisible dicks and stuff like that. They were trying to get my group to laugh and well it worked. Agh. Lord help the teenagers. They need it the most.
                              (Also I HATE WHEN THEY DISRESPECT SCHOOL PROPERTY. I HATE IT SO SO MUCH. WHY DO YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR GUM EVERYWHERE? WHY DO YOU NEED TO TRASH THE BATHROOMS? WHY DO YOU NEED TO VANDALIZE THE TEXTBOOKS? IS IT BECAUSE ITS THAT HARD FOR YOU TO GET A GIRLFRIEND SO YOU NEED TO MAKE OTHERS FEEL BAD?)
                              Yeah I do have really cool and intelligent people in my class but they sit what seems like 500 miles away from me.
                              It seems fate just wants to irritate the hell out of me this year. Screw you, fate.
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In other news, I'm turning into a weeaboo. Yes, the disease is spreading. I'm afraid I have ...
                              Weeabookemia.