Miscellaneous

Helper Spoof

This did NOT happen in real life, but it gives you a little sneak-peek on how I view each of the helpers.

~.^.~

Is walking through garden, such a beautiful day....

Notification: No work for Gatherling

Goes to Gatherling

Gatherling: Mmm, mmm, mmm! Talking to a Limeoceros and shaking those ridiculous pig-tails

Sighs and directs Gatherling to apples lying around. She's new. Probably has no idea what to do. Now, please collect and sell them all.

Gatherling: Walks over really slowly, making sure to walk all the way around the pond instead of through it

Notification: No work for Sprinkling

Inspects all the plants which are either fine or a little over-watered. Hmm, good work. Gives Sprinkling 100 chocolate coins

Sprinkling: Sunshine appears above head. Does a little dance. Thanks, Boss! Whenever you need me! O:-)

Notification: No work for Gatherling

Runs over to apple tree. 10 apples are still lying there. Stomps over to Gatherling

I thought I told you to sell all the apples! Barks in annoyance, hands on hips

Gatherling: I collected one; I swear!

>:( Collect them ALL. Directs to an apple once again

Gatherling: Takes forever to get there

Notification: No work for Weedling

Good. No more weeds. Sends home. You did well today, so you may leave early

Weedling: =)

Unlike some people. Gives Gatherling a glare

Gatherling: Oblivious to all, sets down bowl and summons the apple into it

Watches money go up. Maybe she's learning.

Notification: No work for Diggerling.

Notification: No work for Diggerling.

Notification: No work for D-

Okay! I get it! Teleports to Diggerling to see what the problem is. Sees that the mine is gone. What the hedgehog happened here?!? Sees Ruffian running away to the Dessert Desert. Shakes fist at him and buys a new mine. Sorry about that, Diggerling.

Notification: No work for Sprinkling

Teleports to Sprinkling. Good job, Sprinkling. I nominate you as employee of the month!

Notification: No work for Sprinkling

You are one over-achiever. I suppose I could plant a few seeds for you before dusk. Sees Seedos and taps on shoulder

Seedos: There is nothing more valuable than a seed. Throws out a daisy seed

(-_-) Really? Taps on his shoulder again

Seedos: When my mask gets broken-

Just give me the seed!

Seedos: Throws out a bluebell seed and runs away

Plants the two seeds in annoyance. Sees Gatherling toddling home. Not so fast, missy. Your contract says that you work until 4:00 PM. It's only 10:00 AM.

Gatherling: *n.n Oops. Heh, my watch was upside down.

How many apples have you sold?

Gatherling: Walks away quickly

I asked you a question. Tries to keep a level voice

Gatherling: Quickly starts selling apples

What!?! You only sold one more? Watches Gatherling like a hawk

Gatherling: (・_・;) Is sweating I've been working for hours, boss! Can't I at least have a break?

It's only been 5 minutes, and there are still 6 apples left! I'm gonna hire another Gatherling!

Gatherling: No, please boss-

Storms off to the village.

Arfur: Come on in! We have a ton of workers who need jobs!

Walks in and looks around. Chooses a Gatherling contract. Thanks, have a good day! Leaves and places contract in Gatherling. Checks clock: 4:00. Walks over to apple tree. 5 apples still lay there, and they're all spoiled. *>:( Grrr.... Sells them myself for less than they would originally been if SOMEONE HAD PICKED THEM UP. Checks mine. Good work, Diggerling. Sells the diamond and sapphires that lay around. Pays Diggerling 100 cc. Sees that the sun is setting

Watchling: Runs out of the garden and high-fives his twin, Night Watchling. >_>^ ^

Sees a green bone outside of the mine. :O yay! Green bones are rare. Goes up to the village again, this time entering Bart's Exchange. Indicates to the green bone

Bart: Starts complaining every few steps into the garden.

Just flippin' go AROUND the pond! What is with you people? Too afraid to get your feet wet? Sighs....

Notification: Plant dried out

Teleports to flower, but finds that Sprinkling is already there. This is why you're my favorite. Gives another 100 cc. Checks time: 9:30 AM You're here early! Goes to happy home to see that other helpers are just waking up as well. Notices a huge green spine in the middle of the garden and Bart leaving. Good. I'm a step closer to getting a Choclodocus. Sees another Gatherling coming down the hill who signs the contract. Hi, I'm your new boss. One sec. Goes to happy home where the first Gatherling is still, inevitably, sleeping. Takes out shovel and taps the side of the house

Gatherling: Shuffles out after a couple seconds. What?

First of all, you're late. Secondly, this is your new partner. Points to the new Gatherling who had just signed the contract

Second Gatherling: Woah, hold on. This was NOT a part of my contract

Gatherling: No way! She has the same name as me! Looks at me in wonder, then what is visible of her masked face hardens. I don't like it. I want a new name

Fine. If you'll stop whining. Names the Gatherling to Gordo

Second Gatherling: I want a new name too!

Okay, okay. Names to Goose

Night Watchling: Hey, hey can I have a new name too?

What are you even doing here? It's well past morning. Off you go, shoo

Night Watchling: High fives Watchling in a hurry and goes home

Checks around the garden, doin' my thing like gettin' seeds from Seedos, tapping plants and trees, plantin' seeds. Notices that green spine is gone. Sees Gordo where it once was

What did you do with my green spine?!?

Goose: It was her, not me!

Gordo: Doesn't get what's going on. Yup, it was me. It took me forever to stuff it into my little orange bowl, but I finally did! Tea? ( ^^) _旦~~

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And that concludes my first spoof. All those emoticons, I found on Wikipedia (you'd be amazed how much you can find in that place). This text is NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.