The three entered a apple tree forest full of trees.
"Oh look an apple tree! I've been meaning to tell my followers where I am!"
Dan reached over to grab one of the phones on the apple tree.
"Hey!" The tree called.
Dan screamed loudly in fear.
"WTF?!?!" Dan cried.
"Don't touch my apples." Yelled the tree.
Carrie walked over to Dan and said "It's okay Dan. You don't want any of those apples."
"What did you say about my apples?" The tree called back.
The apple trees started throwing the phones at her and Dan.
Dan, Carrie, and Lion picked up three phones.
"Thanks for the apples!" Cried Carrie.
The three ran off when the lion dropped his phone.
"I broke it." Said Lion.
"Typical lion." Said Carrie.
The three kept walking.
When they bumped into a giant wooden Guinea pig.
"Look a giant wooden Guinea pig !" Cried Dan.
The Guinea pig looked at them and mumbled something.
"It's caught in a placenta!" Cried Dan.
The trio quickly tried to get the wooden Guinea pig out of the placenta.
The wooden Guinea pig thanked them for their help. She explained that she couldn't get any dates on tinder and then she got one from a munchkin man and the wicked website stuck her in a placenta.
She was so upset. She just wanted love but she couldn't get any dates because she was only a giant wooden hamster.
Dan suddenly remembered that the Wizard of Crabs.
He told the giant hamster of their quest and invited her along. She agreed happily.
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Wizard of Phan
HumorDan Howell is just a boy from London who makes YouTube videos until one day an existential crisis knocks him out and he's whisked to a website over the rainbow.
