This is gonna be fun
1: show her style smut
2: show her the picture in the media and say it's gonna come true
3: dress up as a stupid spoiled whore and flirt with Stan
4: show her candy fanfiction
5: persuade her that your cute together
6: say breast cancer is fictional
7: say she hits like a girl!
8: when she tells you she beat up cartman say: that's nothing, even butters beat up cartman
9: tell her tan and Kyle are in a secret relationship
10: grab your popcorn and watch it all happen
11: make comments about how photo shop saved your life
12: have a picture of the photo shipped Lisa burger and say she looks great
13: when ever she says something say: SHHHH YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE JELLY SCHOOL?!
14: yawn whenever she answers a question
15: tell her that bebe has a crush on her
16: wink and walk away
17: if she touches you, scream: I'm never washing this hand again!
18: sit next to her in class and nudge her arm whenever she starts writing
19: introduce her to onision videos
20: ask her when she plans on confessing her love to cartman
21: wave and shout: that's ma bestest friend everz! Whenever she walks past
22: point out when she gets a spot
23: tell her if her and Stan break up again, kyles gonna make his move
24: if she says she'll go back to token say he's with Clyde
25: wink and say she might as well have bebe
Wendy was not harmed in the making of this chapter, she's just throwing chairs around
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South Park: A Book To Piss Off The Fandom (COMPLETED)
FanfictionUNDER EDITING - SPELLING ERRORS In this book, I have one ultimate goal: to piss of the fandom.
