Tony to Steve

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New message: tony

Subject: Don't go away

Tony:

Don't disappear on my. If you do I'll turn into a drunk.

Captain sassy:

You are a drunk. And who said I was going anywhere.

Tony:

No one. Idk, I just don't wanna loose you.

Captain sassy:

Awe. Thats sweet. What did you break.

Tony:

That vase you said not to touch

Captain sassy:

WHAT!!

Tony:

And the couch.

Captain sassy:

You broke the couch... how

Tony:

I would rather not tell you over the phone and have natasha read the message.

Captain sassy:

Okayyyyy. C u soon

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