Tony to Furious

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Tony:

If I list myself as one of Steve's official family members, is he free to skip the mental evaluation.

Furious:

I suppose. But you aren't family.

Tony:

I legally adopted him three minutes ago.

Furious:

So he's your son?

Tony:

Well I signed it as my father, so technically he's my brother.

Furious:

Fine. But he still needs his final check up.

Tony:

Okay.

After that he's done.

Furious:

Just one thing. Did he ask you or did you ask him.

Tony:

He doesn't know. So when he gets back from the evaluation, I get a surprise call from you saying he's clear.

Furious:

Man, keep me out of your damn shenanigans.

Tony:

No can do.

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