New message: Captain sassy
Subject: wtf is a Kik
Captain sassy:
What is a Kik. And how does it connect our conversation.
Tony:
Um... Captain sassy.... what...
Captain sassy:
What did you just call me?!
Tony:
Nothing. Nevermind. Who set up your account.
Captain sassy:
Bruce. Why.
Tony:
No. Its nothing.
Captain sassy:
Okayyyy. Anyway what is a Kik.
Tony:
Oh, it's just a messaging app. Seriously, you need to get out more.
Captain sassy:
Whatever. What was Bruce talking about when he said you wanted me to move in with you.
Tony:
Yes, please do.
Captain sassy:
And you didn't even buy me a drink first.
Tony:
Hey. That was a good one, very modern.
Captain sassy:
Thank you. I'm learning.
Tony:
I can teach you.
Captain sassy:
If I move in you mean.
Tony:
See. You're already learning more.
Captain sassy:
Whatever. Ass
Tony:
I'm sorry. About what happened the last time we hung out.
Captain sassy:
It's okay. It was months ago. I should forgive you and forget her. She's gone.
Tony:
Right
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