You Know You're Obsessed When...

Inheritance Cycle Edition

Kvetha, fricaya…

Eragon. They do not speak the ancient language.

Oh. Right. Um…greetings, friends.

You sound like a politician, which you are not.

Are too! I’m a Rider. Politician is just part of the title.

Whatever. They didn’t come here to listen to a young man pretend he is so much wiser and better than they.

But I am-

Eragon.

Fine. Alright, people, go on ahead. Warning, there are spoilers. And now, are you obsessed with Saphira and I? If you find that many of these are true for you, then I suggest you either talk to one of us, or find psychiatric help.

Ooh, big word. Psychiatric.

Quiet. Anyways, to those of you who do understand the ancient language… Atra esterní ono thelduin, mor'ranr lífa unin hjarta onr, un du evarínya ono varda. Go look up a dictionary if you have to.

My apologies for my Rider and his foolishness. I’ve tried to train it out of him.* snorts with laughter*

You Know You’re Obsessed With The Inheritance Cycle When…

1)      You randomly say words in the ancient language, hoping they’ll make something happen.

2)      You are paranoid that someone can hear your thoughts or is in your mind.

3)      You find yourself shielding your mind by concentrating on one image, to prevent anyone from hearing your thoughts.

4)      Dragons are very real creatures to you.

5)      You know exactly what you would name your dragon, and even have different names picked out, depending on what color/gender your dragon is.

6)      You fight your friends with sticks.

7)      You know what you would name your Rider’s sword.

8)      You vow to become a film director, just so you can refilm the Eragon movie, and fix the mistakes that were made.

9)      You find yourself correcting others’ pronunciation whenever they refer to anything remotely Inheritance Cycle-related.

10)  You have studied the maps in the books, and know exactly where everything is.

11)   Deserts aren’t just deserts. They are pathetic compared to the Hadarac Desert.

12)   You have gotten in arguments over which book was the best, and can rant for hours on how badly they messed up the movie.

13)   Dragons aren’t dragons unless they can speak with their minds, and look like the dragons from the movie/books. Meaning Chinese dragons, while certainly fascinating, only qualify as serpents in your book.

14)   It pisses you off when someone says “Aragorn” instead of “Eragon”. Or vice versa, if you’re a LOTR fan. :3

15)   It pisses you off whenever someone misspells Saphira as Sapphira or Saphirra or Sapphire.

16)   You totally want to meet Angela, because she’s so BA.

17)   You also want to meet Arya, since she kicks ass.

18)   And you want to kill Galbatorix, even though he’s a fictional character.

19)   If you could, you’d bring Morzan back to life, just so you can stab him through the heart again for killing Brom’s dragon.

20)   You want to bring the Ra’zac back to life, so you can kill them again for killing Brom.

21)   You want to bitch slap Murtagh for turning traitor.

22)   You bawled for days when Oromis and Glaedr died.

Me: Well, I’m almost out of ideas…and I hate making you guys all wait. So Imma post this now, and if I think of any more, I’ll update it. :3 Ciao! Any ideas for the next list topic? Maybe Pirate of the Carribean?