I got a private message saying:
"Hey Stonewolf! I know you took down your 'Dare Me Book' but I was just wondering if you'd be willing to read
1. The Hat Fic
2. The Cherry Fic
3. The Steamroller and Kitten fic
In that order? They're all Phan so I think you'll enjoy them. (WARNING!!! They go from 0 to 100)"
Now Marshmellows, I had a tiny shred of innocence. That's gone now. See, I did not know that they were lemon fanfics. AND LETS JUST SAY THEY DO GO 0 TO 100 REEEEEAL FAST. I was actually gagging after reading the Steamroller and Kitten Fic. SEGWAY... I'm scarred for life. Read them if you want, you kinky bastards. I officially hate truth or dare. Y U DO DAT TO MEH. I don't feel so well.......
Personally I think that the Cherry fic might be the worst, but The Steamroller and Kitten fix thou...
YOU ARE READING
The Derp Book of Randomness
RandomHey......BRO! The first half is just cringy jokes, so recommend skipping up until part 100 xD But that's your choice, right?! RIGHT?!?!?!!?!
