Liam: idiot
Liam: loser
Liam: shitface
You: what
Liam: you forgot to pick up Daisy from day care
You: WHAT
You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET HER
Liam: I TOLD YOU THIS MORNING I COULDN'T
You: oh right
You: on my way
You: I'm a shit father
Liam: you're not a shit father baby
Liam: okay nvr mind u suck
You: thank you Liam
Liam: for what
You: for being my horny 18 year old I met on omegle
Liam: *wipes tears*
Liam: all the hate. XO
You: I hate you
Liam: I hate you too princess
Liam: now stop texting and driving dick head
You: I'm not in the car yet
Liam: well you better hurry
You: I'm goin calm down
You: I had to shit
Liam: thanks for the info
You: ❤️❤️❤️
Liam: okay drive safe
Liam: I love youuuuu
You: I love you toooo
Liam: and zayn?
You: yeah
Liam: my name is daddy xo
You: ',:|
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Shitty epilogue but idc, it fits the feel of the book.
Anyways, thanks for reading, I love you all so so so so so so so so so so much!!!! Make sure to follow me just in case I decide to do another ziam book
If you wanna chat just dm me and yaaaa
I rlly enjoyed writing this book and I hope you guys enjoyed reading it, I wanted to keep it short so that this book was just one of those things that would cheer people up quick and easy.
All the love- N