Omegle [Ziam AU]

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New chat with, dxddypayne

Liam: Hi

You:Hello

You: why is your profile picture Louis Tomlinson?

Liam: BC HE'S HOT AS FUCK

You: I think Niall is the hottest member on the team

Liam: BITCH IS YOU BLIND

You: yeah I wear glasses

Liam: oh

Liam: well why is your profile picture a dog

You: bc I love my dog why else

Liam: shrugs

You: and "daddy payne" rlly

You: you spelt pain wrong too

Liam: that's my last name

You: ???

Liam: Payne is my last name

You: ..

You: Liam Payne

You: I like it

Liam: thanks princess

You: don't ever call me princess

You: and imagine if you were a doctor

You: "Dr. PAYNE will see you now" fucking terrifying

Liam: *shrugs*

You: Sounds like a weird porno

Liam: ;)

You: fuckboy