Omegle [Ziam AU]

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Yare now chatting with a random stranger, say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger is typing...

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: asl?

You: m 17 UK

Stranger: are you gay?

You: well aren't you a straight forward guy

Stranger: actually I'm anything but straight

You: what's your name

Stranger: Liam

You: Zayn

Stranger: what kind of name is zayn?

You: Well what kind of name is Liam

Stranger: the #2 most popular name in the UK

You: So ur from the UK as well?

Stranger: course

You: you seemed American

Stranger: how do I "seem American"

You: cus' you're annoying

Stranger: that's an insult to obama's everywhere

You: ...

You: d-did you type that

Stranger: DID I STUTTER?

You: well no you can't stutter online

Stranger: you did

You: touché

Stranger: ok zayn "I have a weird ass name" you got a kik ;)

You: bitch the fuck

You: I ain't givin u my kik back dafuq up

Stranger: that hurt

You:fuckboy

Stranger: you didn't answer my question

You: what question

Stranger: are you gay?

You have disconnected.

A/n

First chapter ayy