"There are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world."
"These are their problems."
Luke: You were discussing on how to help a friend have kids the other day...
*THE OTHER DAY*
Luke, Osric, Vicious, and Loona were hanging out at the workshop while conversing.
Osric: Got any dates lined up, good buddy?
Luke: Loona and I got one this Friday. Beyond that, it's mostly busy with other stuff.
Loona: More hotel shit?
Luke: Not quite.
Vicious: So with what?
Luke: Looking to find Tina a stud. That's a priority.
Osric: She's a beautiful white tigress.
Vicious: Oh, she's a real beauty.
Luke: No, she's a gorgeous tigress. She just tries to kill her studs, is the thing.
Loona: (smirks) Well, that's my girl.
Vicious: Maybe she should go in for a fingers in the bum.
Luke: Are you fucking preoccupied?
Loona: That's only the answer sometimes.
Osric: Vicious working in vicious ways.
Loona: Not all the times.
Vicious: Just to checks.
Loona: Sometimes.
Luke: Are you fucking preoccupied?
Vicious: Doesn't matter what you takes her in for. As sure as a bush is gonna break your fall, Tina's gonna get some fingers in the bum.
Osric: How deep?
Luke: Fuck's sake.
Vicious: Whaddaya means how deep?
Osric: How many knuckles?
Vicious: Like how many knuckles deep?
Osric: Yeah, are we talking about a one-knuckler or two-knuckler?
Vicious: Oh, it'd take three-knucklers to get to the bottom of this.
Luke: Oh, now see, that's too many.
Vicious: Is not.
Luke: Well, a person's got two knuckles so you're saying that the doctor would have to fire a three-knuckler up Tina's bum to get to the bottom of it?
Vicious: A person has three-knuckles.
Luke: No, a person has two-knuckles. Figure it out.
Vicious: A person has three-knuckles. You figure it out.
Luke: (sets beer down, holds finger up) A person's got two knuckles, okay? (Points to base knuckle) One, (points to where finger bends) two.
Vicious: (points to the tip of finger) Three. You forgot about the little knuckle underneath the fingernails.
Luke: Well, see now, that's not a knuckle, though, Vic. To be a knuckle, you gotta be able to punch somebody with it. You can't punch somebody with the knuckle underneath the fingernail, can you?
Vicious: (makes a downward palm-heel strike) Can too.
Loona: Well, you'll be looking pretty fucking silly.
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One Helluva Team (Hazbin Hotel + Helluva Boss OC Story)
FanfictionThere are millions of people in Hell scattered throughout the seven rings and nine circles. Some are sinners, some are Hell-born, and some are unlucky souls who got screwed in the living world. Luke Morningstar works at his family's hotel to rehabil...
