The moments aren't in order because I randomly came up with them.
Obviously: !!SPOILER ALERT!!
Yelena: "So we all just punch and shoot?"
Vera: "No, she can go through walls." *points at Ava* "And Bucky has a metal arm and that's awesome dude."
Walker: "What's Bucky got to do with this?"
Vera: *shrugs* "Gut feeling. Anyway, I could climb up this thing if I had two knives, but I only have one and I don't want to lose that one."
Walker: "It's just a knife."
Vera: "It's a special knife."
Walker: "Why?"
Vera: "It's the knife that will end up in your skull if you don't shut up."
Vera: *calling Faye* "Didn't you like inherit the Avengers Tower?"
Faye: "Vera, I don't have time right now, what's your point?"
Vera: "Bitch with the long name bought it!"
Faye: "Who-"
Vera: "Shit, gotta go, cute dork became powerful god-like thing and is beating everyone's asses. Bye!"
Vera: *glaring at Walker*
Walker: "What...?"
Vera: "I can't believe they chose you as a replacement for Steve. You're not even attractive. And why is your face like that?"
Bucky: *appears from his room in the Void*
Emilia: *appears two seconds later, her stomach round with pregancy* "WHAT THE HELL, JAMES?! I WAS GONE FOR FIVE SECONDS TO DO GROCERIES AND YOU'RE GONE DOING WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS?!"
Everyone: *takes a step back*
Bucky: "Doll, you should be rest-"
Emilia: "NO, I'M HELPING YOU, PERIOD. Oh, hey, Vera."
Vera: "Please, don't kill me... Also, I'm not babysitting when the kid is born."
*the soon-to-be-Thunderbolts climbing the elevator shaft (and arguing)*
Bob, suddenly: "Cucumber!"
Yelena: "What the hell is happening?"
Bob: "Growing up someone told me you need to confuse your brain, when you need to sneeze, I just always say cucumber."
Vera: "Why not puppy or shoe?"
Ava: "That is not important right now!"
Bob: *laughing quietly*
Walker: "What?"
Bob: "You said you were Captain America... It's just... You're an asshole."
Vera: "I like this guy, can we keep him?"
*car explodes behind the limo*
Walker: "It's Bucky!"
Alexei: "The Winter Soldier..."
Vera: "Dad, stop fangirling and focus on the road!"
*Bucky's arm gets ripped off*
Vera: "Now he doesn't have a metal arm, that's not awesome, dude."
Bucky: "Oh, I'm fine. I have a great past so I'm fine."
Emilia: "No, you're not." *takes his hand and squeezes softly* "I'm here."
Vera: "Did we just... defeat pure evil with the power of friendship?"
Emilia: "I'm going home, bye guys. Bucky, you better be home before ten pm!" *flies off*
Alexei: "I'm going to kill that person."
Vera: "Get in line!"
Val: *yapping about bullshit*
Val: "Meet the New Avengers."
Vera: "We can still kill her, right?"
- Post credit scene -
Bucky, holding one year old Wanda in his arm: "He's got the shield."
Walker: "I've got a shield."
Bucky: "It's a shitty shield."
Vera, holding Wanda's twin Pietro on her hip (she still babysits even though she doesn't like children): "Yeah, very shitty. It's not even a shield, it's a taco."
Walker: "It's a taco-shaped shield."
Emilia (not a New Avengers member but only here for Bucky): "Don't say that word around my children."
Walker: "What word?"
Vera: "Shield?"
Emilia: "No! Shit!"
Vera: "I thought you said we couldn't say that..."
Vera, holding Ava's hand now that Emilia took Pietro: "You do realise that Bob is our Bruce Banner? Also, good job with those dishes, Bob."
Yelena: "Since when are you and Ava so clingy?"
Ava: "We're not clingy."
Vera: "Yeah, we're never clingy."
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