Banner: he would have to hear the Cube to 120-million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier.
Hank: unless Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect.
Banner: well, if he could do that, he could achieve heavy ion fusion at any reactor on the planet.
Tony; finally, someone else who speaks English.
Cap: is that what just happened?
Tony: <shakes Banner's hand> it's good to meet you, Dr Banner. Your work on antielectron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage-monster.
Banner: thanks.
Tony: Pym.
Hank: Stark.
Fury: <walks in> Dr Banner and Dr Pym are only here to track the Cube. I was hoping you and your son might join them.
Pym: we can assure you, we don't need their help.
Cap; I would start with that stick of his. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a HYDRA weapon.
Fury; I don't know about that, but it is powered by the Cube. And I would like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
Thor; monkeys? I do not understand.
Cap: I do.
Tony: <makes a memeable face>
Cap: I understood that reference.
Janet: me too.
Wade: same here.
Tony: shall we play, Doctors?
Banner: this way, sir.
Tony, Banner, and Wade walked away.
Janet: <goes to Hank> hey. Please. Just play nice.
Hank: I will try. <leaves>
The one SHIELD Agent that was playing Galaga put it back on his screen and continued playing.
Main Lab
Tony changed to more comfortable clothing as Bruce had a scanner over Loki's scepter. Mostly on top of the Gem.
Bruce: the gamma readings are definitely consistent with Selvig's reports of the Tesseract. But it's going to take weeks to process.
Tony; if we bypass their mainframe and direct route to the Homer cluster we can clock this at around 600 teraflops.
Bruce: all I packed was a toothbrush.
Tony: you know, you should come by Star Tower sometime. Top ten floors, all R&D. You'd love it. It's Candy Land.
Hank: so says the one who thinks Candy Land is weapons.
Bruce: thanks, Tony, but the last time I was in New York, I kind of broke Harlem.
Wade: it wasn't even your fault, it was that other creature you were fighting.
Bruce: you really believe it?
Wade: yes. I mean, you will be very angry if you weren't left alone which the army didn't do. You saved Harlem, you are a hero.
Bruce: it doesn't feel like it.
Tony; I promise an stress-free environment. No tension, no surprises. <pokes Bruce's side with a small electric discharge>
Bruce: ow!
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