Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

Mission: Antarctica

Millie: I'm surprised they're still here for this long since...

Obie: (To Blitzo) Just to clarify me and the Audience, is said Client a Childcon?

Blitzo: Obie, Childcons don't go to Heaven or Hell. Not even Limbo, also, there's no such thing as these Ohana Fucks. It's just your average Human making up shit

Obie: And you accept it? Who am I kidding, you accept anything without second thought 😒

Blitzo: Big rewards, Obie! Big motherfucking rewards!

Obie: You think, like, (Random Gibberish)

Moxxie: What you say?

Obie: It's just- ugh, my brain's not working right now

Millie: What's wrong, didn't get enough sleep, Mr.? 😏

Obie grumbles.

Before in our Hell's Belles OVA, Obie basically rejected to join with his mother to hang out with her trans sister, and after some reconnecting and Sallie May letting out how much she's jealous of Millie's freedom in city life compared to back home, not that she hated it with her family. When those two were watching TV while still having sisterly having fun, Obie was sitting behind the couch on the ground all annoyed and Moxxie arrived to see them happy to be together and his grumpy son, who didn't even bother to look at him.

Obie: They're hogging my bed... 😒

Moxxie just found this amusing, especially when Obie just wants to sleep. Snapping back to the present was a roar outside.

Blitzo: Uh, that, probably. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, Obie, you're with me

Moxxie: Yes, sir

Seeing this as a perfect opportunity to fire a real Childcon weapon, he went and grab the unique yet rare Laser M14K, just like the real M14K, before getting into position. Moxxie scopes in and sees a giant leopard seal running towards them.

Blitzo: Y-you got him, Mox?

Moxxie: Yes sir

Blitzo: Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!

They open fire and that leopard seal is still going. Obie lets out with both his Grease Gun and Double 1911.

A/N: Nostalgia Critic: (Cameron Poe) I'm so angry I'm not even gonna flinch when you shoot me. I will, however, let out a passionate owie!

Obie war crys as he shoots wildly. Moxxie misses the first shot, but takes a deep breath and fires again, blowing the monster's head clean off.

Blitzo: Guess he met his match, heh-heh. Eat shit in Hell, polar slut! Good job, Mox, now let's get out of this frozen fuckhole

Obie: Oh my, look at it

Millie: Hold it, Blitzo. Look at these marks. They weren't made by no bullets. And here, bite marks

Yep. That seal had those scars for a reason.

Blitzo: Sh-sh-sh-shit!

Moxxie: Uh, what? What's the problem?

Blitzo: This slut wasn't running toward us!

Millie: He was running away... from something else...

Moxxie: Look!