Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

C.H.E.R.U.B.

It starts with the I.M.P. Commercial before the logo section was suddenly interrupted with a bullet shot in the glass before the Title, "Hazbin A Helluva Life: Hell's Delight" appears. Then, shit happens with Obie both in and out of Hell.

ゆれる瞳　神秘の海か
胸の奥は　やけつく砂漠か
あざむく言葉に　とどろく銃声　セクシー・アドベンチャー

Shenanigans also happens during this with I.M.P., intentional or not.

危険な夢と言われても
スリルのために　すべてを俺は賭けてもいい
It's the time to play the game　熱いときめき
甘いコロンに　火薬の匂い
It's the time to take a chance　派手にキメるぜ
デリシャスな勝利が　俺を待っている
今夜こそ女神の　キスをうばうのさ

It ends with the chassis breaking off as Obadiah got in his '71 Skyline and tries to drive off cool before the Title once more.

Cletus: Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!

Does it make you want to cry
When your loved one has to die?
Does it hurt you through and through
When your face is turning blue?

Well, luckily for you
There's something we can do
We can help keep them alive
So you can watch them thrive

'Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.
We'll save your honeybun from dying violently
'Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.
No, we never even ask a fee

Because good people spread the love
And we're here for all above
We do the paperwork for you
And the heavy lifting, too
So sit right back and let us bless a soul for you
Oh, we are the C.H.E.R.U.B.

The old-ass TV was then shot by Blitzo.

Millie: Nice one, B!

Blitzo: Gimme another, M O

Obie and Moxxie placed up another old-ass TV. Channel 666 was on.

Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

Ignore the little surge going through the wire and into the old-ass TV.

Here we have is a sleepy ODF with the phone on his head.

ODF: (German) The number you've dialed is no longer in service. Check your telephone directory or the information operator for the correct number and go to hell...