The Dick Master's Recruit

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Upon waiting in a waiting room, Obadiah was nervous. He was about to talk to The First Man, The Original Dick, The Dick Master himself...Adam.

Angel Worker: Mr. Obadiah

Obadiah: Yes?! 😨

Angel Worker: The First Man would like to see you

Obadiah nervously gets up before walking over. He was lead into a dark room and just left there. He was nervous, before the lights turned on, revealing the man himself...

A/N: MWS Bren: Oh my God, he's the best part of the series! 😀

Adam: Ah, you must be Obadiah, the head wrapped dude

A/N: Microwave Society Jude: (Mr. Clipboard Musk) You must be Leonard

A/N: Microwave Society Bren: (Mr. Clipboard Musk) The Manager!

Adam then held out his hand for Obie to shake. He then went to do it, but it phased through it.

Obadiah: (Flint Lockwood) Whoa! Ah! Hand, what did you do?

Adam then burst into laughter.

Adam: Oh, I got you good!

He then eats a piece of rib.

Adam: I heard all about your little "Encounter" with this "Immediate Murder Professionals" at an opera in the Living World, and I like to say...YOU'RE HIRED!!! 😃

Obadiah then got confused.

Obadiah: Wait, what?

Adam: You don't know? Here, you want some?

He said holding out a plate full of ribs.

Obadiah: Uh, ok?

He was about to grab one, but it was a hologram.

Adam: Hah! Got you good!

Obadiah: (Annoyed) What's next, holographic meatloaf

A/N: Microwave Society Bren: (Plankton) Oh boy, Holographic Meatloaf

Adam continues to laugh at the little prank he just did.

Adam: In all seriousness,

Obadiah: Look, First Man Adam...

Adam:

Obadiah: (MWS Jude) No...

A/N: ACRacebest: That's my gamer tag

A/N: Microwave Society Jude: This feels so wrong in so many ways

Obadiah: "Adam",

Obadiah: Ok. I'm in!

Suddenly, he felt two hands on his shoulders. It was the real Adam himself.

Adam: That's exactly I was hoping for. Let's go!

He then dragged Obadiah with him out of the room.

Adam: This is Danger Tits herself, Lute

Lute: Lieutenant, if you please

Adam: She's my favorite, because she's called Danger Tits for a reason!

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