Hazbin A Helluva Life: Work-in-Progress Edition

Mission: Antarctica

A/N: Why haven't I made these sooner...

IMP File:

Target: ???

Location: Antarctica, near Ohana Federation Artic Station

Description: A man-eating beast, no clear description.

Info: Client wants us to hunt down the man-eater that killed him and now poses a risk to his fellow researchers. Personally I think he's being a little bitch, he's already dead so why go through the trouble of hiring someone to... Why are you still typing? Are you writing all this down? Moxx, I swear to fucking Satan you are beyond stupi

Appearing at the now abandoned secret Childcon Station, I.M.P. showed up in winter gear with the recent use of the Crystal instead of Grimoire.

Blitzo: Ah, that was a big jump

Millie: (Whimpers)

Obie: Woo, why did I chose not to wear pants?!

Blitzo: Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?

Millie: The client said it was near the research station

Moxxie: Th-th-th-that research station?

When they approach, Obie hears a violin through the freezing wind.

Obie: Huh, you hear that?

Blitzo: Me freezing my balls up, no shit!

They approached some more.

Obie: I feel like I've seen this in a movie

Moxxie: Oh crumbs, that can't be good

Blitzo: Oh sh- yikes, yi-

They then entered the place. The station is full of dead bodies of people killed in a gruesome fashion.

Moxxie: What happened here?

Millie: These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this

Moxxie: What and/or who could've done this?

Looking at the bodies of what looked like kids, or your typical Anime Shota and Loli, in Vietnam Era US Marine uniforms that said "Star Marine" with a GOC pentagram star patch that saids "Ohana Federation Star Marine Corps" as well as a flag on the wall of planet Phaeton with a Terran Empire dagger stabbing down on it, Obie felt more curious.

Obie: Are these...what you've told me before?

Moxxie was fascinated in the weaponry they have, such as their Laser M16 and Laser M14 rifles and standard issued Tokarev TT-33 with underbarrel 20ga shotgun attachment.

Moxxie: The Childcons? Yeah. I only heard legends of a child-like race, but I've never seen one up close before...well, the dead, that is. I'm just fascinated in the way they even made these weapons identical to their counterparts way before firearms existed, let alone being laser-based weaponry. Like, look at this. The orange tips at the end of a barrel may seemed like those you see on airsoft guns, but that is their crude improvised way of making their own Holy Weapons. Though not the same, but can still harm any of us from both sides, even Carmilla Carmine would still see them effective and a threat to even the most powerful Overlords