Vanoss Crew One Shots. ((#Wattys2016))

I_AM_WILDCAT-Orange

"Tyler?" You asked, suspicious.

"Yeeeeah?" He replied nervously.

"You wouldn't happen to be the floating soda vendor stuck in the wall, would you?"

"What? Noooo, why would I do something retarded like that?" He snorted.

"Sure, thing, so you won't mind if I shoot it?"

There was a pause.

"...Damnit, just fire already!" He yelled.

You laughed, then emptied your cartridge on it. "If you insist."

"Moomoo, where are you~?" (Friend's name) asked in a sing-song voice.

"You'll never find me!" Brock said confidently.

-Two Loooong Minutes Later-

"You're right. I can't find you. Hint?" (S/he) sighed.

"I'm inside."

"The whole map is inside!" You shouted, aggravated.

"How ironic." Wildcat muttered.

"Can! Can! He's a can! ____, help me!" (Friend) squealed.

You raced for (him/her), then launched your grenade.

"Yes! Yes! Alright! Victory is ours!" You both cheered.

-NEXT ROUND-

"Well well well. What do we have here?" The door creaked open.

You froze, the chair held above your head. You eeped, threw the chair across the room, then quickly changed into an orange.

"Hey, _____?" Tyler asked.

"Yes?" You replied, as innocently and sweetly as you could.

"What the f*ck did you do to this room? And this is the best you can do?" He demanded.

"How do you know it wasn't (Friend) who wrecked the room and is now an orange?" You asked, beginning to panic a little.

"I'm way bigger than an orange! Oh crap." (Friend) shouted, then cringed.

At the same time Wildcat replied, "Because I saw your name pop up. Now, what do you have to say for yourself?"

You stared at the barrel of the gun that was pointed at your little orange self. Swallowing hard, you said weakly, "Um, I love you and it was an accident?"

He paused. "Love you too, you liar."

BLAM.

"Oh wow, thanks for that! I needed it!" You shouted.

(Friend) and Moo/Brock were laughing.

"Couldn't take the love!" (Friend) cracked up.

"Screw you! And your gun!" You laughed a little as well.

"Right, little orange." Wildcat shook his head. "Next time, don't get caught"