Through the best mistake of their lives, eight boys were brought together through the unlikely means of a group chat.
Unfortunately, mistakes can happen again. And some of them will make more of those than they ever meant to. Especially when the pas...
Posting this while suffering from serious post-concert depression. I can't believe Stray Kids are real.
Anyways, sorry for writing side characters so much, it's kinda fun.
Building Donators
Marcus:
gays, how do you talk to little kids?
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Seungmin:
i think the first step is to NOT talk to little kids
Heejun:
did this bitch just call us gays?
Marcus:
SCREW YOU GUYS i need help
Marcus:
why am i even an education major
Heejun:
why ARE you an education major, you want to get paid for what i do for free for my younger siblings
Marcus:
NO, education is a NOBLE PURSUIT, and teachers are chronically underpaid for the HARDSHIPS they must endure
Seungmin:
why are u in education
Marcus:
ur right, why am i in education
Marcus:
NOT THE POINT, stop bullying the token white boy for one second and help me with my presentation. i have to create it as if im presenting it to a classroom
Seungmin:
i have a 5 hour orgo chem lab and this guy gets to eat crayons
Heejun:
marcus, i feel liek the first step to presenting would be 2 have a sense of humour
Marcus:
i have a GREAT sense of humour
Seungmin:
read our gc name.
Marcus:
Building Donators. yk cause we're stupid so our dads probably had to donate a building to stanford for us to get in hahahaha
Heejun:
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Marcus:
im being BULLIED
Seungmin:
ur just like my old friend changbin
Heejin:
seungmin lore detected???
Seungmin:
ffs i TOLD you guys how we met. moving on, heejun, your presentation?
Marcus:
RIGHT
Marcus:
so i have to create this like, anti-bullying presentation that I would give to little kids. but i lived in a small town and my school lowkey didnt have those
Marcus:
ive heard bullying is a huge issue in korea. did you guys have any sort of presentations?
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Seungmin:
not that i recall
Heejun:
me neither
Heejun:
but also while we're being frank, bullying is lowkey a sensitive issue where we're from. we'll help you but be careful bringing it up from now on
Marcus:
right mb guys. oh well, ill figure it out, it isnt rocket science
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Seungmin:
marcus, whats the goal of this presentation?
Marcus:
that kids ... dont bully other people? seungmin pls
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Seungmin:
okay heres what u can do
Seungmin:
put a bunch of pictures of monsters
Seungmin:
like REALLY scary ones, the kind that would keep them awake at night. ooh or vampires
Seungmin:
then tell those kids that when they bully someone, they suck the soul out of their victims. they darken their doorsteps. they forever alter their life, so that they will never feel safe again.
Seungmin:
tell them that when they bully someone else, they are no different from those monsters
