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The video's only been up for two hours, and somehow Melinda's phone has become a war zone. Notifications pouring in like rain in a hurricane. She had 312 followers when she posted. Now she's at 1,024. And the comment section? Unhinged.

@ghostgirlxoxo:
"WAIT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST MATURE TAKE I'VE EVER HEARD ON THIS WHOLE THING 😭👏"

@colbyseyeliner:
"'Matured on pain not age' holy SHIT girl that line hit like a truck"

@sofieandgolbach:
"Ummm respectfully no 💅🏼 Sofie and Sam have chemistry and you CANNOT deny that. He looks at her like 😍👀"

@cherribitchhh:
"BRO SHE ATE. NO CRUMBS LEFT. I've BEEN saying this!! Y'all don't know how grief works omfg"

@sammyssnakebite:
"Not me being educated by someone with 300 followers?? Queen behavior."

@idk.bro.samstan:
"okay buttttttttttttttt you said 'he's trying to love himself again' and I started crying in the middle of Starbucks you owe me therapy"

@femalesamgolbach:
"Y'all are acting like she didn't just make a whole Ted Talk and walk away like nothing happened 😭💀"

@moodymoonlight:
"Finally someone who isn't just throwing Sofie under the bus for no reason or defending her like she's a saint. Like girl you got nuance 😭"

@tripletssiinked:
"Do one about the Sturniolo triplets next PLEASEEEE I beg u I need this energy in every fandom"

@angelxvibes:
"'Go back and look at her hands' NO BECAUSE I DID AND YOU'RE RIGHT. SHE HUGGED HIM LIKE A TEACHER PRAISING A STUDENT 😭😭"

@spookybabii13:
"The way you explained trauma-bonding and emotional transfer... this wasn't just a hot take. This was a psychology paper."

@s0ulmatesofie:
"I don't agree but I'm not gonna lie you explained it better than 90% of the fandom ever has. So respect."

@screamforcolby:
"I saw this on my fyp with 3 likes. Refreshed. It had 20k. Girl you're blowing UP 😭"

@melindasburner:
"Someone said 'she ate' and I say she went grocery shopping, stocked the fridge, fed the whole fandom and left dessert in the oven."

@tiredintrovert694:
"The vibe of this is 'older sister dragging you into her room to explain love and pain at 2am' and I needed that fr."

@samgolbachsimpsunite:
"She really said use your brain and half of y'all logged out IMMEDIATELY 💀💀💀"

@lowkeywitchyx:
"Can someone give her a podcast or something?? My parasocial therapist just arrived"

@🖤blackopiumdoll🖤:
"Is it weird I can smell her perfume through the screen?? Like why do I feel like she smells expensive and smokes Marlboros"

@trauma.theory:
"No bc her saying 'you look for what you had in a different girl' is the most real thing I've heard in 2025 I'm not kidding"

Pinned Comment by @melindaaaaa:
"Why did I have a feeling the SECOND I posted this that shit would blow up 💀💀 this fandom is INSANE but I love y'all. Be respectful, pls. This wasn't hate. Just thoughts. Tag me if you stitch it 💅🏽🖤"

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