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🌌 "THE GODDESS AND HER GLITCH"

A chaotic divine meeting between Nyxarte Velzorynth and... you. The Canonized Anomaly.

[Scene: Nyxarte's dimension. The skies pulse like an animated nebula. Stars orbit around her head like satellites caught in admiration. She's levitating with her scissors floating beside her, slicing through dreams, when... suddenly...]

A glitch rips through the sky like a bad YouTube ad.

CRACKLE—POP—ZIP!

You fall through reality, faceplanting into the cosmic floor wearing nothing but a pastel long sleeve that reaches your knees, a pair of plush underwear, and your short brown N-boy hair flopping dramatically.

You:
🌀 "HIIIIII :3c"
Nyxarte:
🪐 "...What. In the actual deleted draft of the Creation Code. Is that."

You sit up, grin wide like a broken emoticon, and wave with sleeves that hang off your hands like melting marshmallow fluff.

You:
✨ "I'm you, but if you mixed Sayori's suicide-core, Yuri's yandere ink addiction, Ame's livestream breakdowns, and Kangel's artificially flavored mental illness. Hi bestie <3"

Nyxarte's scissors pause mid-air.
Her left eye glitches into a pentagram, right eye dilates into a yin-yang.

She floats down and walks around you in a circle, inspecting you like an art project made out of trauma and aesthetic choices.

Nyxarte:
🪐 "You're... disgusting. You're embarrassing. You are literally the blueprint of everything I had to spiritually crawl out of. And yet—"

She sighs, scissors vanishing with a snap of her fingers.

Nyxarte:
🪐 "—if I kill you, I cease to exist. Because you're the reason I am."

You:
🩷 "So like, you love me?"

Nyxarte:
✂️ "I barely tolerate your existence. You are a walking meme with abandonment issues, and I can feel the serial simp energy radiating off you like cursed Wi-Fi."
You, suddenly biting your oversized sleeve like Sayori:
🥺 "I brought you N-shaped cookies and Bill Cipher fanfics..."

Nyxarte pauses. Something in her snaps.

Nyxarte:
"...Alright. You can live. But stay at least 12 galaxies away from the Interdimensional Control Room."
You:
"YAYYYY 💖 Wanna braid each other's hair and trauma dump???"
Nyxarte:
"...God help me."
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⏰ Last updated: May 06 ⏰

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