Nyxarte woke up... weird.
Not "I-had-a-dream-about-space-cows" weird. No no no.
She woke up feeling like the goddess of chaos and hormonal warfare. Her emotions were throwing hands with her logic, her body felt like it got hit with a love truck, and her cravings? Absolutely unholy.
"Why do I want strawberry jelly on fried noodles?" she whispered, staring into the void.
Meanwhile, Niko was vibing in the kitchen, humming while cooking breakfast, completely unaware of the intergalactic level life event about to crash-land into their lives.
Nyxarte shuffled in, half-limping, holding her belly.
"Niko... I feel...off. Like... body-malfunction error 404 off."
He blinked. "You want me to call a healer? Or summon, like, an exorcist?"
"I think... I think I'm pregnant."
***Cue the sound of glass shattering and Niko dropping the entire pan of eggs.***💥
His entire face glitched for 2 seconds.
"I–WHAT–WE–YOU–HOLD UP–???"
Cut to: chaotic montage.
Niko frantically running around trying to find a pregnancy test spell scroll.
Nyxarte screaming about how "this better not be period trickery again!"
A magical pregnancy test from the royal apothecary glowing ominously.
Them sitting together on the bathroom floor, holding hands like they're about to defuse a bomb.
The test glowed pink. Then glowed red. Then... ✨two golden sparkles.✨
"....That's two, right?" Niko whispered.
"That's two," Nyxarte confirmed, wide-eyed.
"So that means—"
"WE MADE A BABY STAR?!?"
They both screamed. Niko spun in a circle. Nyxarte levitated 3 feet off the ground. The bathroom exploded in glitter. Somewhere, a bird exploded from sheer cosmic energy.
She laughed through her tears. He cried into her chest.
"I'm gonna be a dad?!"
"I'm gonna be a MILF?!"
They clutched each other, rocking back and forth, overwhelmed but joyful.
"What do we do now?"
"We buy baby star diapers. Obviously."
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