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Jolly Jaws and Opportunistic Octopus Get Married!

(The scene opens to the Rejects getting the aisle ready for Jolly Jaws and Opportunistic Octopus's wedding)
Early Worm: Alright, everyone! Make sure this wedding is as good as when Frowny Fox and Hoppy got married! This is going to be Jolly Jaws and Opportunistic Octopus's special day! So, no screwing up!
Adventurous Felix: You got it!
(Meanwhile with Jolly Jaws)
Silly Shelly: JJ, why are you eating so much and why are you only wearing your bow tie, that Frowny Fox gave you?
Jolly Jaws: Simple! Opportunistic Octopus loves it when I'm fat and huggable, so I'm only wearing a bow tie, so that he can cuddle my belly after we say our vows.
Silly Shelly: Oh, I guess that makes sense.
Jolly Jaws: Exactly! Besides, I barely get to wear my bow tie.
Silly Shelly: Well, do you think you're fat enough?
Jolly Jaws: *looks down at his body* Maybe, but I think I should get fatter, just in case.
Silly Shelly: Got it!
(Meanwhile with Opportunistic Octopus)
Angler Alan: Opportunistic Octopus, why are you wearing a dress?
Opportunistic Octopus: Well, I always wondered if I look good in a dress and Jolly Jaws is also wondering if I'd look good in a dress, so I thought I would surprise him!
Angler Alan: Oh!
Opportunistic Octopus: So, how do I look?
Angler Alan: You look decent.
Opportunistic Octopus: Thanks!
Angler Alan: The ceremony will be happening soon, so make sure you're ready.
(Later at the aisle...)
Mr Puzzles: Oh boy! I can't believe another one of my friends from this world are getting married! And this time, I brought a new friend!
Mr WPNZ: So, this is what we had to go to? The fox is something else...
Harley Sawyer: So, you're Mr WPNZ. You look extremely dangerous.
Mr WPNZ: Thanks... (smiles menacingly)
MePhone: Could you guys quiet down?! This isn't your special day!
Harley Sawyer and Mr WPNZ: Fine!
Jolly Jaws: Were you as nervous as I am when you got married, Frowny Fox? I'm asking you this because you're one of my best men.
Frowny Fox: Don't worry, it'll be fine.
Silly Shelly: Do you have your vows ready?
Jolly Jaws: Yep! And I bet Opportunistic Octopus will be happy to see me with this big belly!
Frowny Fox: I'm sure he will!
(Suddenly, Opportunistic Octopus walks down the aisle and onto the alter.)
Opportunistic Octopus: (whispers) Hey Jolly Jaws, how do I look in this dress?
Jolly Jaws: (whispers) You look beautiful, babe. Do you like my big belly?
Opportunistic Octopus: Absolutely, you look nice and squishy.
Bobby Bearhug: We gather here today to witness the reunion of Hoppy Hopscotch and Frowny Fox in both holy and unholy matrimony.
Bobby Bearhug: Jolly Jaws: Do you have any vows?
Jolly Jaws: Opportunistic Octopus, when I was turning into a shark, got my teeth pulled out and got thrown in the trash, I thought I would never find love, but after being brought to Home Sweet Home and saw you, I know that I would have a boyfriend and not be alone ever again. I would be happy to be your husband.
Bobby Bearhug: Thank you. Opportunistic Octopus, do you have any?
Opportunistic Octopus: Jolly Jaws, the day I was turned into an octopus, I thought no-one would ever love me, but after meeting you, I know that I wouldn't be single for the rest of my life. I would be happy to be your husband too.
Bobby Bearhug: Jolly Jaws, do you take Opportunistic Octopus to be your lawful wedded husband?
Jolly Jaws: I do.
Bobby Bearhug: Opportunistic Octopus, do you take Jolly Jaws to be your lawful wedded husband?
Opportunistic Octopus: I do.
Bobby Bearhug: With that said, you may now kiss the...... groom? I'm sorry, I don’t know what to say here.
Jolly Jaws: It's okay, Bobby. So, do you wanna-
Opportunistic Octopus: (jumps onto Jolly Jaws's belly and starts kissing it)
Jolly Jaws: I guess that's a yes!