Questions 37-38

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by CharlieWest8

by CharlieWest8

Question 37:

Jolly Jaws: Does eating CatNap, DogDay and KickinChicken in their monster forms count? Because they're really tall in their monster forms!
Olly Sharctopus: Same with me! I got my dad's hunger.
Frowny Fox: You know, I do remember PickyPiggy buying a 10-layer cake and was able to eat the entire thing! Do you thing you can eat 5 of them?
Jolly Jaws: *chuckles* Can I eat 5? I can eat 20 times that!
Frowny Fox: So you're telling me you can eat 100 of them?
Jolly Jaws: Bingo!
Frowny Fox: Any particular flavour? Because each layer on PickyPiggy's cake was a different flavour.
Jolly Jaws: I want each layer to be in this order, bottom to top: Blueberry, Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Funfetti, Red Velvet, Hot Chocolate, Lemon, Rainbow, Carrot. You got all that?
Frowny Fox: I wrote it down.
*10 hours later*
Frowny Fox: *panting from going back and forth 100 times* Here you go!
Furious Fox: *with concern in his eyes* Frowny, you didn't seriously spend who knows how much on 100 10-layer cakes, did you?
Frowny Fox: Of course not, I used the credit cards of CatNap, Bubba Bubbaphant, DogDay, KickinChicken, The CEO, KittyNap, Mommy Long Legs, SmittenKitten and those stupid fangirls' parents to pay for them!
CatNap, Bubba Bubbaphant, DogDay, KickinChicken, The CEO, KittyNap, Mommy Long Legs, SmittenKitten and the CatNap Fangirls: WHAT??!!!!
Frowny Fox: You guys heard me! THAT WAS FOR BEING ABSOLUTE A#*HOLES!!!!!
Mammon: Hey, you wanna make that money back?
The CEO: We might be listening.
Mammon: Try betting if Jolly Jaws can eat all those cakes! Trust me, bets are taken seriously at The Greed Ring!
Blonde CatNap Fangirl: Well, if my parents learn that a bunch of their money's gone, they'll literally kill me! It's worth a shot!
Mammon: Great! 1 million dollars each!
*Bobby Bearhug and PickyPiggy, who are still salty about the fangirls being mean to them, overhear them and learn that their betting that Jolly Jaws doesn't eat all the cakes, so they decide to make sure they lose the bet*
PickyPiggy: Heya JJ! (JJ is short for Jolly Jaws)
Jolly Jaws: WHAT DO YOU WANT, HOG?!!!
PickyPiggy: How about I help ya with eating all these cakes?
Jolly Jaws: Why are you so calm? You're usually scared I might eat ya.
Bobby Bearhug: Okay, listen, Picky and I really hate CatNap's Fangirls, and we overhear them make a bet, saying that you can't eat all these cakes. So, we want to make sure they lose their money!
Jolly Jaws: Well, Frowny Fox hates them. And whoever Frowny hates, the Forgotten Critters and I hate too.
Jolly Jaws: Okay, I'm in!
PickyPiggy: *whilst feeding slices of cake to Jolly Jaws* Great!
*whilst Bobby and PickyPiggy are feeding Jolly Jaws, CatNap, Bubba Bubbaphant, DogDay, KickinChicken, The CEO, KittyNap, Mommy Long Legs, SmittenKitten and the CatNap Fangirls look in shock as Jolly Jaws eats all the cakes in ease, not choking on or spitting out a single piece of cake*
Jolly Jaws: *burps* Done!
KickinChicken: HOW THE F#*K DID HE EAT 100 TIMES WHAT PICKYPIGGY ATE ON QUESTION 10??!!
Bubba Bubbaphant: I DON'T KN- wait, where's PickyPiggy?
Jolly Jaws: Who said anything about me NOT eating PickyPiggy? 😉

Question 38:

Sammy Shark: Me and Amazing Axolotl have one, Samantha Sharxolotl.
Opportunistic Octopus: Me and Jolly Jaws, who is napping after eating all those cakes, have 2, Olly Sharctopus and Olivia Sharctopus.
Frowny Fox: Hoppy and I have 4, Foxy Frown, Flicker Fox, Fuzzy Fox and Glimmer HopFox.
Flicker Fox: Hey Dad! I found some Playtime Co employees walking around Playcare, can I tear them apart and eat their insides while they're still alive?
Frowny Fox: Sure!