Questions 44-49

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Question 44:

Clever Claws: It's hard to tell, but I know that Gerry Giraffe and I have been in there for the longest!
Jolly Jaws: I've been starved for 5 years, which means I have been in the trash for 5 years!
Silly Shelly: I've been in there for the least about of time, maybe about 3½ years!
Molly McMoo: I know I've been in there for between 5 years and how long Clever Claws and Gerry have been in there.
Frowny Fox: Tell me about it! When I found you in there, you all were so hostile!
Frowny Fox: Like, Jolly Jaws, you were missing your teeth at that time and could barely even chew your food!
Frowny Fox: And Silly Shelly, you were so afraid of your shell getting smashed to millions of pieces! You were so scared.
Jolly Jaws: Yeah, I did have problems with chewing, but that was a long time ago and Brilliant Bat made a potion that made my teeth grow back!
Silly Shelly: And I was pretty scared of it shattering, but that was also a long time ago and now I have a new shell, except it's sturdier and as light as a feather!
Frowny Fox: I know, but you guys were so scared and I didn't want to make a bad first impression.

Question 45:

Bulltrap: No, not really! I'm still confused how "wherefore" means why and not where!
Performance Percy: *chuckles* You truly are quite confused how poetry works!
Bulltrap: *with an annoyed expression* Shut it.

Question 46:

CraftyCorn: Well, after we were done recording the video "THE FORGOTTEN CRITTERS...", Gerry was kinda scared that I would hate him because he attacked me.
CraftyCorn: But we talked and got along well.
CraftyCorn: Gerry and I even drew some pictures together!

Question 47:

Jolly Jaws: Well, apparently being starved for 5 years, which is long than a shark or human should even survive without eating, gave me an appetite that can't be satisfied!
Frowny Fox: Yeah! When I found you guys, we went to a fast food place and let you order whatever you wanted after you and Silly Shelly got your teeth and got a new shell. And after everyone was done eating, you were still hungry and order 10 of everything on the menu!
Jolly Jaws: And that still didn't satisfy my hunger!
Frowny Fox: You literally ended up eating their entire stock and were still hungry!
Jolly Jaws: And that's when I started eating employees!
Frowny Fox: I don't think you're doing okay, you weigh more than 2 full-grown elephants!
Jolly Jaws: *stopped paying attention and started eating Playtime Co employees*
Frowny Fox: 😕
Frowny Fox: You know what, forget about it.

Question 48:

Molly McMoo: I'm a cow and he's a bull. To me, he's a hunky guy.
Molly McMoo: If he was thirsty, I would let him milk me.
Silly Shelly: MOLLY!!! WHAT THE F#*K!!!

Question 49:

Gerry Giraffe: I definitely like me a king!
Gerry Giraffe: And his mane is very fluffy!

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