Questions 160-180

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Question 160:

Punky Kitty: Because it's awesome! Why else would I like it?

Question 161:

(Since there's a lot of Critters in this QnA and the fact that it would require a lot of thinking, I'll only be doing a few)
CatNap: I'd be Espeon.
DogDay: I'd be Flareon.
Bobby Bearhug: I'd be Sylveon.
CraftyCorn: I'd be Sylveon.
Hoppy Hopscotch: I'd be Jolteon.
Catfeine: I'd be Jolteon!
DogPressed: I'd be Vaporeon.
UniqueCorn: Guess I'd be Sylveon.
Floppy Flopzee: I'd be Espeon, so that I can sleep all day.
Frowny Fox: Flareon, because I like fire!
Jolly Jaws: Vaporeon!
Clever Claws: Flareon, because they have a mane!
Silly Shelly: Leafeon, because I just like them!
Baba Chops: *is breastfeeding Holly Chops* I don't know, Umbreon, I guess.
Rabie Baby: Definitely Sylveon!
Maggie Mako: Same as my brother!
Ben Horns: Definitely Leafeon!
Bliss Teen: Glaceon!
Sally Sodden: Vaporeon? I don't know!
Matt Mako: The one that's least likely to eat candy!
Frowny Fox: By the way, when me and Hoppy went to Shipwreck Creek from Yooka-Laylee, we actually met Yooka and Laylee! They were trying to have a child, but Yooka was never taught Sex ED, so I said that I would be a surrogate and give birth to their child! It's exhausting, but I'm happy to help them!

Question 162:

Milli Mouse: Thanks, I needed this!

Question 163:

Milli Mouse: Punky Kitty is my girlfriend!

Question 164:

Clever Claws: So far, there aren't any Frowning Critter versions of us.
Molly McMoo: We actually think they'd be called the Memorable Critters.

Question 165:

Clarence Chameleon: Thanks, I guess!
Catfeine: *jumps up in front of him* Do you like hugs?
Clarence Chameleon: EEP!!! *Turns invisible*
Icky Licky: Could you stop scaring my boyfriend?!!
Catfeine: *smells Icky Licky's coffee scent and hypnotised by it, like in those Tom & Jerry cartoons* Coffee...
Icky Licky: Why are you looking at me like that?
Catfeine: *lunges at him and swallows him whole* *burps* Aw man, I thought he'd taste like coffee!
Icky Licky: *muffled* Get me outta here!
Catfeine: *starts laughing* Hahaha!! Stop squirming, it tickles!
Icky Licky: I will, when you let me out of your stomach!
Catfeine: *burps* Excuse me! But okay, I'll let you out!
Icky Licky: *stays silent*
Catfeine: Hello?
Icky Licky: *appears behind her as a ghost* You're such a f#*king idiot!

Question 166:

Jolly Jaws: *sees the giant tank with a whale inside and his mouth starts drooling* Now, that's what I called a giant fish!
Maggie Mako: JJ, I love you, but I don't think you can eat that thing!
Jolly Jaws: *jumps in the tank* Watch me!
Maggie Mako: *watches in awe, as Jolly Jaws eats the entire whale*
Jolly Jaws: *burps and breaks the tank* Now that was good!
Opportunistic Octopus: *sees his extremely obese boyfriend and his nose can't stop bleeding* *whispers* Give me that belly...
Maggie Mako: What?
Opportunistic Octopus: GIVE ME THAT BELLY!!!! *jumps onto Jolly Jaws*
Jolly Jaws: *burps as his boyfriend makes contact with his oversized belly* Glad you like it, Babe!
Jolly Jaws: Next time, send me 10 whales, he'd really love that!
Opportunistic Octopus: Please do!

Maggie Mako: What?Opportunistic Octopus: GIVE ME THAT BELLY!!!! *jumps onto Jolly Jaws*Jolly Jaws: *burps as his boyfriend makes contact with his oversized belly* Glad you like it, Babe!Jolly Jaws: Next time, send me 10 whales, he'd really love th...

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