Questions 4-5

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by CharlieWest8

by CharlieWest8

Question 4:

DogDay: Well, We're not really sure if I'm actually "the leader of the Smiling Critters" in real life, we never really asked the scientists if the info on our cartoon counterparts applies to our real selves.
CatNap: I think we should just apply the cartoon info to our real selves.
DogDay: You know, we could ask Bubba if he could invent a time machine, so we can ask them before we killed them.
CatNap: I don't think Bubba is an inventor, but it's worth a try!
DogDay and CatNap: Hey Bubba! Could you come downstairs real quick?!
Furious Fox: SHUT UP!!!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Sure! What do ya need?
DogDay: Can you build a time machine?
Bubba Bubbaphant: 0_0
Bubba Bubbaphant: Excuse me?
CatNap: You heard him, CAN you?
Bubba Bubbaphant: So you guys are asking me to go back to that lab, grab scraps and just build a time machine?
DogDay and CatNap: Yes.
Bubba Bubbaphant: I guess it's worth a try!
(After hours and hours of welding, nailing and Furious Fox growls, the machine is finished!)
Bubba Bubbaphant: Everyone! Critters, Huggy Wuggy, Kissy Missy, Bunzo, PJ, Mommy Long Legs, Player, I gather you all here today or tonight, we should really get a window installed so we can see the outside world, to witness my greatest and first invention ever, A TIME MACHINE!!!
Danger Dragon: No frickin' way!
Performance Percy: I hope this actually works, so I can see William Shakespeare write Romeo and Juliet!!
Mommy Long Legs: I hope I can go back to the past and give my past self some words of advice!
Bubba Bubbaphant: Alright, everyone! I'm going to activate the machine now!
(For some unknown reason, instead of teleporting everyone to the past or future, it opens a portal and Billie Bust Up characters fall out)
Bubba Bubbaphant: The machine wasn't supposed to do that!
Fantoccio: What in the name of Hamlet is going on?
Player: So, it opened a portal that sent Billie Bust Up characters to our dimension?
Bubba Bubbaphant: Wait a minute! This is the wrong code!
(Bubba stares at Brilliant Bat, who is sweating a lot.)
Bubba Bubbaphant: BB, what did you do?
Brilliant Bat: Okay! PickyPiggy dared me to type in some extra 1's and 0's!
Aristotle: Well, that explains why we're here!
Barnaby: Quiet everyone! I have a question for all of you!
Icy Fiona: W-what?
Barnaby: How would you like to die?! Hoohahaha!

Question 5:

CatNap: Yes, actually! And how it ended, let's just say, have you ever had a "magic" brownie?
KickinChicken: CatNap! You could just say it was like being a stoner!
CatNap: Hey! Is this my question, or your question?!
KickinChicken: Okay, Fine! I'll just leave you to answer your question!