Questions 81-84

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Question 81:

Silly Shelly: We do! And we already have a son!
Alf Anglerturtle: Oi Dad! Uncle Mammon and I are going to go to a casino, wanna come?
Silly Shelly: Which one, Alf?
Alf Anglerturtle: Casino Paisano!
Silly Shelly: Sure! I just hope we don't get into a game with Steve!

Question 82:

Jolly Jaws: To be honest, I've eaten so many, that I've lost count!
Opportunistic Octopus: Hey Babe, I bought us some food, and I feel like pigging out!
Jolly Jaws: Ohhoho, I love it when you feel like pigging out! (Strokes Opportunistic Octopus's cheek)
*Suddenly, the doorbell rings and Jolly Jaws and Opportunistic Octopus answer it to find a delivery guy*
Oblivious Delivery Guy: Hey, I've got your 20kg of McDonald's, 50kg of KFC, 30kg of Burger King and 100kg of Five Guys.
Jolly Jaws and Opportunistic Octopus: *gives the delivery guy a blank stare*
Oblivious Delivery Guy: *in a confused tone* Uuuuh, you goin' to take your food or what?
*Suddenly, Jolly Jaws and Opportunistic Octopus pounce at the delivery guy, wraps him up in Opportunistic Octopus's tentacles and take him and the food inside*
Jolly Jaws: Alright, you'll get 20% of the McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and Five Guys, and I'll get 80% of the McDonald's, KFC, Burger King and Five Guys, and the delivery guy.
Opportunistic Octopus: Sounds good to me! That just means I'll get more sharky pudge to snuggle up to!
(Not So) Oblivious Delivery Guy: Wait, you two are going to eat me?!
Opportunistic Octopus: No, Jolly Jaws is going to eat you! Now, let's go in your room, Babe.
(Not So) Oblivious Delivery Guy: OH GOD NO!!! SOMEONE, PLEASE HELP ME!!!
*2 hours later*
Jolly Jaws: *massive burp* Done!
Opportunistic Octopus: Ugh, my stomach hurts, but it makes you happy! Now give me that belly!
*Opportunistic Octopus sprints towards Jolly Jaws and jumps on his gigantic gut and starts snuggling up to it*
Jolly Jaws: *starts blushing and pats his boyfriend's head* Hope you enjoy it!

Question 83:

Molly McMoo: We will...
Gerry Giraffe: ...eventually.

Question 84:

Clever Claws: Ain't it obvious? The CEO!
Clever Claws: I was going to be the king of my Pride when I grow up!
Clever Claws: But instead, I got cubnapped, locked in a cage, transformed into a Smiling Critter and got thrown into the trash!
Clever Claws: The only positive things that came out of it are that I met my best friend, Gerry, got helped out of the trash, got my Sin Critter form and got a job working for RejectVision!