Broken to a T [read Description]

Introduction

--- BB: "Heehee~ Tight and magically enhanced? I approve~" ---

[Glitched File Detected] – "███ ██locked█ Essence █merge ██incomplete███"

--- Author: "Don't worry about that. It'll only completely rewrite your biology later. Totally not foreshadowing." ---

Appearance: Hair: Short, messy (H/c) hair, Eye Color: (E/c), Clothes: Black jacket with sleeves rolled to the elbow, White button-up shirt, Blue jeans, Brown belt, Black socks, Brown boots

--- Author: "Functional. Iconic. Easy to draw from multiple angles." ---

--- Ajimu: "And just bland enough for everyone to project their unresolved issues onto. A protagonist classic." ---

--- BB: "But you do look huggable~ Especially once you start twitching from all the narrative pressure~" ---

School Uniform: black blazer with white accents over a white, long-sleeved, button-down shirt with vertical linings, a black ribbon on the collar, matching black pants, and brown dress shoes

--- Ajimu: "Because nothing says 'I'm part of the system I'll soon destroy' like a regulation uniform." ---

--- BB: "I wanna see them rip it during a battle. Or a date. Preferably both~" ---

--- Author: "Alright, that should cover the basics.

Anything else, sparkle brigade?" ---

--- Ajimu: "You forgot to mention how their existence destabilizes minor gods and irritates major plot devices. But fine. Let the readers fill in the rest. They'll ruin them anyway." ---

--- BB: "You definitely forgot their kink list, but I guess that's for later chapters~ Let's just say... vulnerability is an excellent look on them." ---

SYSTEM INTERFACE: BB's Custom Config v1.2

Welcome, (Y/n) (L/n)

✦ Status: [Narratively Bound – Unstable Core]

✦ Origin: Isekai Rift Signature Confirmed

✦ Synchronization: 87%

✦ [Adaptation Trait] – Active Monitoring Enabled

✦ [Magical Circuit Density] – Stable... for now

✦ [Glitch File: ██████] – Do Not Touch

--- BB: "There we go~ Smooth integration. You'll see this overlay whenever things get too... 'chaotic.' Like when a Reality Marble eats the sky or a Not Equal starts quoting philosophy mid-fight." ---

--- Ajimu: "Ugh. And this is why I don't deal in UI design. You gave the system a personality filter. Are you trying to flirt with them through the pop-ups?" ---

--- BB: "Aww~ don't be jelly, Aji-chan~ Some of us multitask better. Besides, the warnings are cute! Example: If their Glitch File reaches 100%, the screen flashes pink and goes: 'Oopsie-Whoopsie! Time to mutate~'"---

---Author: "Which reminds me—reader, if you see anything blinking in red, don't touch it. Unless you're into irreversible consequences and eldritch fusion with forgotten divinities." ---

System Features You Didn't Ask For (But BB Installed Anyway):

[Emotional Disruption Detection] – BB can sense spikes in your heart rate. She will comment.

[Narrative Drift Compass] – Points toward the nearest plot hook. Or trap.

[Viewer Bias Filter] – Adjusts your attractiveness rating based on surrounding genre.

[̶̐ͅM̸̧̗̬̙̫͇̉e̷͈͓̍̽m̶͈̞̋̓̐͋͊o̶̪͇̗̥̟͌͒̔r̵̯̺̱̆̑̑͠͝ý̵͖̉ ̶̢̨̳̖̠̩̅B̸͍̠̬͂̎̅̔͆̒ǒ̶̱̱̯̤̝̹̒͋̋̆͗o̸̝̭̦͒̂͝ͅk̴̰̪̭͆͛m̷̛̺̺̟͔͖̱͂͆͝͝â̷͈̣͔̤͓̗̊̈́̃̕̕ȓ̴̨̪̥̠͉k̷̻͚̾̔ͅí̴̤͊͂͠n̸̼̖͓͉̥̒̉̌̍͂̏g̷͔͍͐̕̚]̵͓̹̮̐̐̽̓̄̄ ̴͉̝̙̜͕̫̽́̓̓͠͝–̶̨̨̖̯̟̐͒̊͝ ̵̬͉̫̱̼̘́͛͐́̿̋Y̴̦̣̼̠̫̟͐̽̿ö̶̰̬̾̽̚u̶̪̤͓̲̥̒́̓̾̇͋ͅ ̷̯̖̈́̄̒̕c̷̱͋̾̅͐͘a̸̖̦̹̅͛͂̊̃̒n̴̢̩̗͇̣̰̍̈͘ ̴̘̠̖̘̈̽"̶̢̡̦̦̳̉͐̈́̒s̴̗̯̀͐̀̓̓̚a̵̧̡̻̤̼̝͌v̷̯̗̿e̴̦͌̑̈́̓̚"̶̼̉͑͒͘ ̸̖̥̭̣͉͈̈́m̶̜̦̠̊ó̵͍̓̐̕m̴̬͓̌ȩ̷̨̩̭͇͎̓n̵̰͉̬̪̗̓̂́͌͜t̸̛̲̞͙̓͌̓̕͠s̴̥̜͙̍́̄̕͝.̸̧͖̟̼̝̏̑͒͗ ̴̥̮̹͚̓̓̏R̷͙͎̝̗̞̎̀e̶̢̲͙̮͗̈͛́̇ẁ̴̱ṟ̶̯̕͝i̸̙͙͓͂̏͂͋̑̿t̶́̚͜ï̷̛̻͑͘n̴̡̺̜͊̄͛͊g̸̘̹̣̽̂̊́̋̐ ̵̭̫̠͍͑̓̊̑̾ť̷̫͚̤̜̳̫̈́̌ḧ̸̤͓́̅̌ę̵̗̘̫̻̜́͗͆m̵̡̪̺̱̳̮̿̿̀͠?̴̧̙̖̏̋̈̓̋̚ ̷̳̘̜̌͒͆͠Ť̶̠h̶͚̟̞̱̗͊̆͜a̷̯͉̻̠̙̔͌́̎ͅt̶̡̡̹̭͗͊̒'̴̬̝͇̔̋̍̄͐s̴̗͉͓͚̥̕ͅ ̶̺̻̩͙͚̥͝ạ̴̪̹̝̀̇͗̽ň̴̨͈̬̤̪͕ö̴͎̱̖͖́͌͝t̷͓͕̊͑̈̀h̵̳͋̅̌̚͘͝e̵̦͕͗̈́̊͂̌͝r̸̦̿ ̴̜̺̼͍̑͋͗ͅi̶̞͔̟̋̒̎͜͝s̸̩̯̙͖̳̫̀͋̌̓̊͝s̴̡̡̪̲̘̦̉̐̉̿ǔ̴͎͓̩̪͔͓ȇ̶͓̫̻̒̈́̀͝.̴̢̤̺͔̭̿̐̏͘

--- BB: "You're welcome~ Just think of it as your very own game menu, only the game's rigged, the rules change by parts, and sometimes Ajimu erases the save file because she got bored." ---

--- Ajimu: "Not true. I erase it because the story is beneath me. Get it right." ---

--- Author: ha as if I would let them have that one ---

--- Author: Now then, as I promised ---