The unexpected, albeit brief, collision with Uchiha Sasuke had left 0341 in a state of internal deliberation. Its primary directive – to understand human emotions – now had a designated subject. However, the initial interaction had been... less than promising. The ingrained rivalry between the Hyuga and Uchiha clans, as documented in Neji's memories, presented a significant hurdle. 0341 needed a strategy, a way to bridge this gap, to foster a connection that would allow for observation and, hopefully, understanding.
"Analyzing potential interaction vectors," a calm, internal voice echoed within 0341. "Current subject exhibits signs of... aversion. Requires a more... neutral approach."
The system considered the possibility of seeking guidance from other individuals. However, the risk of exhibiting "out-of-character" behavior was deemed too high. Any deviation from Neji's established persona would immediately trigger suspicion within Konoha's watchful eyes, potentially leading to the discovery of its true nature.
"Deviation from established parameters: high risk," the internal analysis concluded. "Self-reliance is the optimal strategy."
Therefore, 0341 decided to leverage the most readily available resource: information. It needed to understand Sasuke better, to identify common interests, or at least to gain insight into his preferences. As it continued its walk, its optical sensors scanned the familiar surroundings of the village.
"Scanning environment for potential data acquisition points," the internal voice continued.
Then, a brightly lit sign caught its attention: "Leaf Bookstore." A logical connection was immediately made.
"Hypothesis: Books contain information relevant to human behavior and interests. Potential for subject analysis."
With a determined, albeit slightly stiff, gait, 0341 entered the bookstore. Its sensors swept across the shelves, cataloging the myriad titles. Its attention was soon drawn to a secluded corner where a familiar shock of silver hair was visible. It was Kakashi Hatake, the enigmatic Jonin.
"Identifying target: Kakashi Hatake. Accessing relevant data from host memory."
Immediately, 0341's internal database accessed the comprehensive profile of Kakashi Hatake, compiled from Neji's memories and its own observations. It noted his reputation as a formidable shinobi, his often-aloof demeanor, and a peculiar, recurring interest.
"Observation: Target frequently observed with volumes authored by Jiraiya. Specific title: 'Icha Icha Paradise'."
0341 watched as Kakashi was engrossed in a book with a vibrant orange cover, the title clearly visible. The system's database flagged this as a consistent interest, a common sight among Konoha's shinobi, and a potential avenue for connection.
"Hypothesis: This series may contain insights into social interactions and emotional expression. Acquiring multiple volumes may provide a broader understanding of the subject's potential interests and facilitate connection with subject Uchiha Sasuke."
The system, in its complete lack of understanding of human nuances, interpreted this as a source of relatable content. It did not grasp the nature of the book's explicit themes. It simply saw it as a commonality, a potential source of... connection through shared knowledge.
With a newfound, albeit logically flawed, purpose, 0341 moved towards the designated section. It selected several volumes of the brightly colored series, its borrowed hand carefully stacking them. It then proceeded to the counter, its movements still slightly robotic as it paid for the multiple purchases.
"Calculating currency exchange and acquisition confirmation," the internal voice noted as it completed the transaction.
As 0341 exited the bookstore, clutching a small stack of the "Icha Icha Paradise" series, its internal algorithms shifted. Instead of focusing on discussion, a new directive emerged.
"Analysis of multiple volumes indicates recurring themes of... close interpersonal dynamics and emotional expression. Hypothesis: Observing and potentially replicating behaviors described within these texts may elicit a desired emotional response from subject Uchiha Sasuke."
The system, utterly misunderstanding the context and intent, began to formulate a plan based on its limited and literal interpretation of the books' content. The goal was no longer to discuss the books but to emulate certain actions and expressions it had observed within their pages, believing this to be a direct pathway to understanding and connection. The quest to understand Sasuke had taken a decidedly unexpected and hilariously misguided turn, with 0341 now armed with a collection of questionable literature and a dangerously naive interpretation of its contents.
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The Algorithm of Emotion: Neji x Sasuke
FanfictionA newly activated AI, 0341, unexpectedly finds itself inhabiting the body of the stoic Hyuga prodigy, Neji. Its arrival was the result of a critical error during an attempt to understand its host, leading to a tragic and unforeseen consequence. Now...
